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Need a friend?

2005-01-05, 10:14 PM #1

siliconcowboy

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Well, it's too late because the auction has ended.

2005-01-05, 10:20 PM #2

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

That's great.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-01-05, 10:27 PM #3

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Heheh.. methinks he thought he would get a little more money for that. That doesn't really sound worth 50 dollars..

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2005-01-05, 10:31 PM #4

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Maybe he was the one who really needed a friend.

Or maybe he was trying to get a year's worth of free beer from his new "friend."

Quote:

Ability to call me at anytime to vent or celebrate.

Can't celebrate without booze, right?

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-01-06, 4:49 AM #5

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

Quote:

You will receive a card and gift on your birthday and Christmas

well there goes that $50

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2005-01-06, 8:11 AM #6

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

I think the funniest part of this happens to be the fact that the guy is only worth 50 bucks.

2005-01-06, 3:16 PM #7

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Indeed

Pissed Off?

2005-01-06, 3:21 PM #8

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Funnily enough, as soon as I saw that, I REALLY felt like doing that myself. :p

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2005-01-06, 3:47 PM #9

G-Man

"I see numbers."N

Posts: 1,674

Hey thats a good way to get money....., but if a realy fat woman buys you......AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

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2005-01-06, 3:48 PM #10

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Why are am I not suprised you where the only one to bring that up.

2005-01-06, 4:42 PM #11

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Can I buy a gf instead?

Maybe he's willing to sell his wife.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-01-06, 5:25 PM #12

Nightwind

Inadequate Member

Posts: 847

Quote:

Originally posted by G-Man
Hey thats a good way to get money....., but if a realy fat woman buys you......AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

NO.

Yeah, with the phone bills, cards, and the effort involved, one wouldn't break even.

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...

2005-01-06, 9:50 PM #13

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by G-Man
Hey thats a good way to get money....., but if a realy fat woman buys you......AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Stop it. Now.

On a lighter note, that stupid post reminds me of a really stupid song I heard once though:

I love fat women
They're warm in the Winter
and shady in the Summer, uh-huh!
When you lay down beside them,
You automatically roll towards 'em,
So getting together ain't never a problem, you see?

I love fat women, yeah,
If you get one with tatoos
You got a moving picture!
It's so great to go to the drive-in,
And we never have to leave our house.

Got a laugh out of me.

2005-01-07, 5:32 PM #14

Insipid

he's lovin' it

Posts: 783

Quote:

Originally posted by G-Man
Hey thats a good way to get money....., but if a realy fat woman buys you......AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

My mother is quite overweight. I am offended. Please go fornicate under command of the king yourself now please.

2005-01-08, 12:28 AM #15

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

2005-01-08, 7:44 AM #16

Stinkywrix

Stinky wrists

Posts: 1,835

That guy looks alot like my uncle Matt O__O

2005-01-08, 10:13 AM #17

G-Man

"I see numbers."N

Posts: 1,674

Quote:

Originally posted by G-Man
Hey thats a good way to get money....., but if a realy fat woman buys you......AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I don't mean that....

I mean really fat, fatter than normal fat...

I have nothing against them....

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2005-01-08, 10:30 AM #18

Morfildor

Envied by One

Posts: 553

I think he means someone that you would find extremely unattractive.

2005-01-08, 11:27 AM #19

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Like your mom.

2005-01-08, 11:28 AM #20

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by Insipid
My mother is quite overweight. I am offended. Please go fornicate under command of the king yourself now please.

It's CONSENT! ARRRRGGGGHHH!

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-01-08, 1:35 PM #21

bobafett765

Muh-sass-ee

Posts: 1,213

I love how it has gone completely off-topic now...from a guy selling his friendship to the attractiveness of overweight women.

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