That's right! In spite of the people who attempt to feel good about themselves because they did something nice only to receive praise for doing it, I have created this thread:
Tell a story about a time where you've knocked someone off their high horse.
Some suggestions:
challenge a guy at a stoplight who has a really shiny car and hot girlfriend to a street race. Be sure there's no cars comming, Then attempt to jump the gun before the red light goes and he races the red light. Call the cops on him and give them his plate number. Bask in the glory of tossing a testosterone pumped ******* into the slammer for the night. They'll probably find the crack his girfriend snorts off his **** and give him a felony too.
Or the time when you offered to do a kids homework over the phone for 20 bucks a month, then don't do his homework and collect the reward. Call him afterwords and ask him how his grades were this grading period. Be sure to use a street corner phone. You've paid a debt to society for all of the kids who are BULLIED into doing homework.
You all know the person who makes jokes about people, laughs at them for a few minutes, than thinks it's all ok to say "I'm just kidding" and restate all of those bad things except saying that the person doesn't do those things, when it's painfully obvious they do. Well, when you find one of these people, shoot them in the face with a shotgun. And by that, I mean pull a funny prank on them. It's a common expression...
JediKirby
Tell a story about a time where you've knocked someone off their high horse.
Some suggestions:
challenge a guy at a stoplight who has a really shiny car and hot girlfriend to a street race. Be sure there's no cars comming, Then attempt to jump the gun before the red light goes and he races the red light. Call the cops on him and give them his plate number. Bask in the glory of tossing a testosterone pumped ******* into the slammer for the night. They'll probably find the crack his girfriend snorts off his **** and give him a felony too.
Or the time when you offered to do a kids homework over the phone for 20 bucks a month, then don't do his homework and collect the reward. Call him afterwords and ask him how his grades were this grading period. Be sure to use a street corner phone. You've paid a debt to society for all of the kids who are BULLIED into doing homework.
You all know the person who makes jokes about people, laughs at them for a few minutes, than thinks it's all ok to say "I'm just kidding" and restate all of those bad things except saying that the person doesn't do those things, when it's painfully obvious they do. Well, when you find one of these people, shoot them in the face with a shotgun. And by that, I mean pull a funny prank on them. It's a common expression...
JediKirby
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