Last night whilst outside in the garden smoking my ciggie (menthol, ewwww)... I found a rat in our outside shed.

Poor little guy was shaking and obviously not doing too well.

The wee rat was the size of a large hamster, and was too ill to even run away from the 3 people who began to take pictures up close with our mobile phones.

I decided to call him Raymond and make him my pet

I made a little blanket for him out of toilet paper, dont know if it was going to help.

Well, apparently not, my short lived Pet.
Just went out for my morning ciggie and he's dead in the shed. Poor little guy.
He's gone to that furry little Pie in the Sky,

If daylight permits at some point I will make a grave for him in the back garden.

Makes me sad, poor little fella.

Aaron.

ps, i think i'm a tad strange.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Everybody Loved Raymond.

thats why i get pets that aren't sickly

poor guy

Awww, poor rat.



Should've called him Ragnagord, though.

You know, you can probably assume it's diseased by the way it died.. do I'd try not to touch it. Too much to ask?

bad times

Clone it, and make an army of Raymonds.

LMAO.....I saw that coming.

You should've named him Gerald.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bike.php
I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a mouse!


Pink Floyd > *

Bah, you should have named him matthias.

Poor guy

I just buried him in the back garden and made a little crucufix over the soil.

And to ensure he doesnt rise out of the grave, I gave him his last rights.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Syd Barrett > *

You gave a mouse the last rights? Just be careful not to burry him in the pet cemetary.

Good thing you remembered that.

:p

aww damn that's pretty sad. That was nice of u to do that though. poor thing

Laura

That made me laugh.

For some odd reason, I kept repeatedly reading "rat" as "rabbit." Funny how my feelings of sympathy diminished upon finding out that Raymond was a rat. I guess I must be a ratist (yeah, that was bad).


Yeah, that put a nice big grin on my face.

But out of all seriousness, I'm sorry Aaron. That is truly sad.

What a wierd semblance to The Wall , if any of you are fans...

Ok just a strange coincidence

My name is Raymond and I was born on the Chinese year of the Rat.


*listens to Comfortably numb*