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Conspiracy Theory....
2005-01-08, 6:27 PM #1
Who killed JFK???

Was it Lee Harvey Oswald, was it the Mafia, was it the CIA, or someone else?

Were there two shooters or merely one??

Any conspiracy theories?

Discuss

Laura
2005-01-08, 6:34 PM #2
JFK implanted a small explosive in his skull, then detonated it with a small sensor in his shoe, faking a shot to the head. Case closed.
2005-01-08, 6:35 PM #3
He wasnt shot, he was abducted by aliens. That's why he went missing for 2 hours after he was "shot".
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2005-01-08, 6:38 PM #4
Quote:
Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi
He wasnt shot, he was abducted by aliens. That's why he went missing for 2 hours after he was "shot".


hmm...it all makes sense now... :p

So then George Lucas had something to do with it. It wasnt so much "aliens" as it was darth vaders forces. hmm interesting :p

lol jk

Laura:p
2005-01-08, 6:40 PM #5
JFK's future self was behind the grassy knoll.
Brits only here, too.
Ma tana ka aha...
2005-01-08, 6:41 PM #6
Before anyone else does it, I KILLED JFK! It's not longer original. Think up your own post!
2005-01-08, 6:42 PM #7
I AM SPARTICUS!
2005-01-08, 6:43 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Before anyone else does it, I KILLED JFK! It's not longer original. Think up your own post!


going going gone...mikus now has the rights to the above statement, no others have a right to use it. If another user tries to use the above statement it will then lose it's authenticity, and no longer be considered funny.

All now know, it's all u'rs bud

Laura:p
2005-01-08, 6:52 PM #9
JFK was assassinated by C.G.B Spender, a shooter in the employ of the CIA. He fired the weapon from the sewers.


Spender, coincidentally, also was the real killer of Martin Luthor King.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2005-01-08, 7:00 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Temuera
JFK's future self was behind the grassy knoll.
Brits only there, too.


Agreed.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-01-08, 7:10 PM #11
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I seem to recall quite the uproar last time this image was posted...
2005-01-08, 7:18 PM #12
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2005-01-08, 7:19 PM #13
LOLZ @ JFK AND THE BLOOD
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2005-01-08, 7:22 PM #14
Ah. Zapruder never fails to please the Massassis...
I mean 'masses".
Ma tana ka aha...
2005-01-08, 8:37 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight
hmm...it all makes sense now... :p

So then George Lucas had something to do with it. It wasnt so much "aliens" as it was darth vaders forces. hmm interesting :p

lol jk

Laura:p


If GL had something to do with it, JFK would have shot first.
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2005-01-08, 10:45 PM #16
Republican/CIA conspiracy
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-01-08, 11:13 PM #17
They killed him because he was Catholic!
Pissed Off?
2005-01-08, 11:56 PM #18
Oliver Stone killed him.
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2005-01-09, 12:01 AM #19
Wait till the extended edition. Unlike the prequills, it'll have some things hinting at the actually gunma/en.

Spoiler:

The president doesn't die in this one/

In seriousness, does it matter who killed him? He's dead. That's about the only thing that can actually have any baring on anything else. Knowing acheives nothing.

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2005-01-09, 12:18 AM #20
Knowing if it involved high-leveled officials of the government would change the public's view of the government to some extent. If they could kill someone as important as the president for their goals, why would they think twice about killing you?
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2005-01-09, 12:52 AM #21
It was LBJ.
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2005-01-09, 12:59 AM #22
You people obviously don't watch Red Dwarf. This issue was put to rest years ago, it was suicide.
2005-01-09, 1:22 AM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Schming
Republican/CIA conspiracy

Hmmm..

*whispers stuff into his sleeve collar* Yes sir...yes sir. I shall take care of it immediately. Number 6 out.
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2005-01-09, 5:46 AM #24
Thank you, Jaiph.
Ma tana ka aha...
2005-01-09, 9:48 AM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY


In seriousness, does it matter who killed him? He's dead. That's about the only thing that can actually have any baring on anything else. Knowing acheives nothing.



Knowing is the achievement. If you disagree, then we might as well just forget the entire history of civilization, because it doesn't really matter any more!
I'm just a little boy.
2005-01-09, 11:54 AM #26
Before anyone else says it...

THE CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN!
Clarinetists, unite!

-writer of Bloodwing
(a work in progress)
2005-01-09, 11:58 AM #27
Julias Caesar did it in the grassy knoll with the praetorian cohorts dressed as harvy lee oswald or whatever his name is.

Or I killed him I cant remember which.

Yes I have been playing too much rome: total war :(

bastage seleucides...
2005-01-09, 12:17 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by GeneralRamos
Before anyone else says it...

THE CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN!


....gbk already said that.
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2005-01-09, 3:21 PM #29
"Fidel Castro impersonated Marilyn Monroe and gave president John F. Kennedy a case of syphilis so severe that it eventually blew the back of his head off." - Mr. Noblet
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-01-09, 7:38 PM #30
bloody, how'd I overlook that?
Well, I'm gonna keep my claim to the phrase I put up, since gbk didn't say 'cigarette smoking man', but rather used his name. Oh I'm rambling. I may as well join JFK.
Clarinetists, unite!

-writer of Bloodwing
(a work in progress)
2005-01-10, 11:36 AM #31
Ghosts.

That is all.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-01-10, 12:18 PM #32
The Jews killed JFK, but they blamed the Romans.
2005-01-10, 12:42 PM #33
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2005-01-10, 12:49 PM #34
He choked on a Bacon-Lettuce-Tomato and his head exploded.

Remember, assassins have to have a first middle and last name stated in order for it to be a conspiracy. Any of those first and last name only assassins are wannabes...
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