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My mom is crazy and...funny
2005-01-08, 7:43 PM #1
Not a rant, but something funny.

Alright my parents apparently like watching The Sopranos. Not my thing though and she keeps trying to get me to watch it. She was trying before and after I walked out of the kitchen she goes "Hey Scott, there's nudity at the beginning of this episode. Wanna come watch it?" I just stared at her from the front entrance, not where I could see the tv and just went "No. That's ok." They actually paused the DVD to try and get me to come watch it.

Maybe I should ask if I can have a girl come over and show me nudity.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-01-08, 7:47 PM #2
*eyebrow disappears behind receding hairline*
Ma tana ka aha...
2005-01-08, 7:50 PM #3
Quote:
Originally posted by Temuera
*eyebrow disappears behind receding hairline*



haha u are one funny guy. lol great sense of humor, again glad to have you on the boards

and THRAWN I have a feeling she might say yes to your question lol. it's cool that u got a cool mom :)

Laura
2005-01-08, 7:51 PM #4
I'll give you some nudity...
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-08, 7:52 PM #5
Laura, you're new. So I won't expect you to understand.

My mom is ****ing crazy. Seriously, I have had so many rants about her on this board about my relationship with girls, how she reads my mail, listens in on phone calls, etc. Trust me, there is nothing but bitter hate towards my mom.

On occasion she does something really crazy like this though and we can all laugh at.

Then there is the denial my mom lives in.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-01-08, 7:53 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight
haha u are one funny guy. lol great sense of humor, again glad to have you on the boards

and THRAWN I have a feeling she might say yes to your question lol. it's cool that u got a cool mom :)

Laura


You have no idea what this guy's mom is like.
2005-01-08, 7:54 PM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by THRAWN
Laura, you're new. So I won't expect you to understand.

My mom is ****ing crazy. Seriously, I have had so many rants about her on this board about my relationship with girls, how she reads my mail, listens in on phone calls, etc. Trust me, there is nothing but bitter hate towards my mom.

On occasion she does something really crazy like this though and we can all laugh at.

Then there is the denial my mom lives in.


haha...ahh ok well this thread is funnier now. thnx for the update, that actually makes more sense now.

Laura
2005-01-08, 8:00 PM #8
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26579
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-01-08, 8:04 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by THRAWN
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26579



oooo I remember reading that post. That wasnt cool. shoot I even remember mentioning that post to my own mother in conversation. and she had agreed that it's everyones right to vote even if the parents and child dont support the same political figureheads.

Ohh ok. Yeah, that wasnt cool of her at all. By the way, did U finally get to vote?

Laura
2005-01-08, 8:05 PM #10
Yeah I finally got to vote.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-01-08, 8:12 PM #11
shouldn't have flipped a coin... you could have done a write in vote right? should have voted for Brian
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-01-08, 8:13 PM #12
how old are you THRAWN?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-01-08, 8:17 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01
how old are you THRAWN?


Haha, 21. And I know what you're thinking "Move out!" Thing is, I can't. This is one of my mom's little plots. See, I am going to college. College means I can get out of here when I am done. The thing is, I have to pay for it. All by myself. I am not getting any financial aid because my household income is WAY too high. That's why I can't afford to move out, because my mom keeps me in the household income, causing me to be denied every time I try to get any $$, then goes "OH well, you can pay your own way."

Hence why when I'm gone, I am so gone.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-01-08, 8:24 PM #14
You foolish fool!

The Sopranos is by far the best show on TV at the moment. Give it a go, you might like it. And yeah, there is quite a bit of nudity in it. Hell, Tony owns a strip club :D
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2005-01-08, 8:27 PM #15
Spork, I'm sure it's an amazing show. The thing is, I don't like watching shows like that unless it's from the beginning. I miss alot of references to previous episodes and don't know what the heck is going on. If I started from season one and went from there I might like it. I've seen an episode, and about the only thing I liked was listening to the song Frank Sinatra by Cake at the end of it.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-01-08, 8:33 PM #16
It is a bit like that... Though not entirely.

Your parents have the DVDs? Start at season 1 ;)
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2005-01-08, 8:53 PM #17
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-01-08, 8:53 PM #18
Netflix.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-01-08, 9:01 PM #19
If Farscape were on TV at the moment, I'd have to say you were wrong, Spork.

Also, Nip/Tuck is VERY good.
D E A T H
2005-01-08, 9:11 PM #20
SAJN's right. What is the difference between great art and pr0n? One is older? One takes more time? :confused:
2005-01-08, 9:14 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
SAJN's right. What is the difference between great art and pr0n? One is older? One takes more time? :confused:


One is created, most of the time, for the intention of symbolic and expressive value. The other is for only sexual purposes.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-01-08, 9:16 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
SAJN's right. What is the difference between great art and pr0n? One is older? One takes more time? :confused:


One is a beautiful and skilled representation of all that is inspirational about the human body.

The other is overglorified sex.
D E A T H
2005-01-08, 10:37 PM #23
haha woah...this thread was derailed. what the hey who...

Laura
2005-01-08, 11:20 PM #24
I'm with Boricua.
I believe all of my feelings towards this threads derailment are summed up in the following picture...
Ma tana ka aha...
2005-01-08, 11:26 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Temuera
I'm with Boricua.
I believe all of my feelings towards this threads derailment are summed up in the following picture...


EXCELLENT!!! I was wondering when ye olde pancake bunny would make its way to Massassi.
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-01-08, 11:27 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Temuera
I'm with Boricua.
I believe all of my feelings towards this threads derailment are summed up in the following picture...


omg hahaha lmao! that picture was classic haha ooo that was great :D

Laura
2005-01-08, 11:31 PM #27
It's way to late to make any ****en sense out of this I'm going to bed.
2005-01-08, 11:32 PM #28
R.I.P. pancake bunny :(
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-01-09, 1:48 AM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
R.I.P. pancake bunny :(
gold
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-01-09, 2:23 AM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
One takes more time? :confused:


You have no idea.
2005-01-09, 7:11 AM #31
(oops, meant to start new thread)
Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
2005-01-09, 8:14 AM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Mith
EXCELLENT!!! I was wondering when ye olde pancake bunny would make its way to Massassi.


A long time ago! :p
"NAILFACE" - spe
2005-01-09, 9:09 AM #33
We need a chatroom at massassi. Or an AIM skin. Oh wait...

JediKirby
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2005-01-09, 9:25 AM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
We need a chatroom at massassi. Or an AIM skin. Oh wait...

JediKirby


I was thinking the same thing - "Hey this is starting to look like a chat room."
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2005-01-09, 12:11 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Mith
EXCELLENT!!! I was wondering when ye olde pancake bunny would make its way to Massassi.


*hands you the timeline picture*
2005-01-09, 1:36 PM #36
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
SAJN's right. What is the difference between great art and pr0n? One is older? One takes more time? :confused:
You know, that simpsons episode comes to mind... ;)
"Michaelangelo's David -- a work of art? or just some guy with his pants down?"




Oh I haven't seen that bunny pic in a long time... :)
*save*
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-01-09, 1:40 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
SAJN's right. What is the difference between great art and pr0n? One is older? One takes more time? :confused:


A federal grant.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-01-09, 1:44 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
SAJN's right. What is the difference between great art and pr0n? One is older? One takes more time? :confused:


Pornography is made solely for sexual purposes. Art...isn't.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-01-09, 2:04 PM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by Roach
A federal grant.


gold.

:D
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2005-01-09, 2:26 PM #40
Pornography is art, in a way. :p
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