I believe it was Wolfy, who made the same sort of thread a while ago. But it hath returned.

My favourite quote is from a South Park episode, Johnnie Cochran defends a record label;

Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!

But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

None of this makes sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

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Yeah, how's this for odd? My parents haven't been the least bit interested in my love-life my entire life, and now that prom is soon my Dad all of a sudden seems concerned that if I don't find a date and go it will mean I'm a social failure.
I don't get it... I accepted that fact a long time ago, why is he just now realizing it?
- Correction

Id post a link to my quote file . . but . . . no.

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.

Chewbacca doesn't and didn't live on Endor. Cochran can go to Hell for manipulating a jury with his bold-faced lies about, and flagrant distortions of, the Star Wars Trilogy.

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

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- Con Air

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Because you're as bored as I am
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

Anyone who has seen 'Band of Brothers' will get this one...

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.

Heck, even the Ewoks don't live on Endor. They live on the FOREST MOON of Endor.

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"The future is not determined by a throw of the dice, but is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."
I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...
Make Sorrowind Worthwhile... join it! http://sorrowind.net

I have very many favorite quotes, but this is my newest:



-Lajos Kossuth, Hungarian revolutionary, to the American people

*shrug*

just....wow

i love that man.

[edit: oh yeah, "Whether you think you can or can't, you're right."]

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Truth is in the eye of the beholder.
Forum Rules

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My favorite quote (of the serious ones)is from penny arcade. Tycho can get pretty deep when he wants to.



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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
Scions of Light[/i]

Another -



- Munawar Ahmad Anees

<SAJN_Master> *poke*
<SAJN_Master> *prod*
* Echo pukes
<Echo> opps
<Echo> *pokes*

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!

"And remember kids....always give into peer pressure"

"If at first you don't succeed, try try again. If you try try again and fail, then you just wasted your time trying"

Then of course...my sig quotes

"His Will Was Set, Only Death Would Break It"
"None knows what the new day shall bring him"


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"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"

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"When an opponent declares, "I will not come over to your side," I calmly say, "Your child belongs to us already... What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community."

-Hitler

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis

"Is wayne brady gonna have to choke a *****?"

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There are two asses in Massassi... and I'm one of them.
The Matrix Unplugged|My Portfolio|My Levels

Here's my two favorite quotes. You probably recognize them.

"When I see your name, I think of cole slaw" -happydud
"[Bush is] No more insane than a very large portion of the population. Wait.. that's bad" -Flexor

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Bond, Power, CA, The Force, Saber, IC, Epic, Oily Mexican Food, BG, /\ |> /\ /\/\, Sentences.
Now you know where I've been.

... Which was also named Endor. Quoted from here;



So, yeah. The Ewoks lived on Endor. kthx.

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Moo.

bwahaha.

New from the quotes file:
“So what have you been doing with yourself?” “Oh, not too much. I’m actually holding a world record right now for not being attacked by ravenous octopuses."

"All these guns make me jumpier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

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[19:59] Happy "Liar liar" dud: This is arguably one of the lowest points in my life.
[20:00] Happy "Liar liar" dud: I'm sitting here infront of my two computers wearing shorts and with no shirt, eating potato salad and orange juice, debating the existance of pants.

Oh, I thought of one I really am obsessed with.
"Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Survey says... GOD! Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing...."

Now I just wait to see how Flexor reacts to my previous post.

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Bond, Power, CA, The Force, Saber, IC, Epic, Oily Mexican Food, BG, /\ |> /\ /\/\, Sentences.
Now you know where I've been.

I hated the book, but I just noticed how well this Boba Fett quote from the Mandalorian Armor fits in with the ending of episode two:

"The ancient Mandalorian warriors, whose lethal battle-gear he wore, had been just as coldly ruthless, according to the legends that were still told and retold in whispers throughout the galaxy. Long ago, when he had first gazed upon one of their empty helmets, a relic of an extinguished terror, he had seen in its narrow, unreadable gaze an image of his own future, of the death-bringing entity he would become."

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Funny, I just added this, then opened this thread.....


"suicide, your way of saying to god "you can't fire me, i quit!""
-Landfish

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Run Away!!

America I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
America two dollars and twentyseven cents January
17, 1956.
I can't stand my own mind.
America when will we end the human war?
Go **** yourself with your atom bomb.
I don't feel good don't bother me.
I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind.
America when will you be angelic?
When will you take off your clothes?
When will you look at yourself through graves?
When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of tears?
America when will you send your eggs to India?
I'm sick of your insane demands.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I
need with my good looks?
America after all it is you and I who are perfect not
the next world.
Your machinery is too much for me.
You made me want to be a saint.
There must be some other way to settle this argument.
Burroughs is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back
it's sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical
joke?
I'm trying to come to the point.
I refuse to give up my obsession.
America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
America the plum blossoms are falling.
I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday
somebody goes on trial for murder.
America I feel sentimental about the Wobblies.
America I used to be a communist when I was a kid
I'm not sorry.
I smoke marijuana every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses
in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.
My psychoanalyst thinks I'm perfectly right.
I won't say the Lord's Prayer.
I have mystical visions and cosmic vibrations.
America I still haven't told you what you did to Uncle
Max after he came over from Russia.

I'm addressing you.
Are you going to let your emotional life be run by
Time Magazine?
I'm obsessed by Time Magazine.
I read it every week.
Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner
candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library.
It's always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen
are serious. Movie producers are serious.
Everybody serious but me.
It occurs to me that I am America.
I am talking to myself again.

Asia is rising against me.
I haven't got a chinaman's chance.
I'd better consider my national resources.
My national resources consist of two joints of
marijuana millions of genitals an unpublishable
private literature that goes 1400 miles an hour
and twenty-five-thousand mental institutions.
I say nothing about prisons nor the millions of
underprivileged who live in my flowerpots
under the light of five hundred suns.
I have abolished the whorehouses of France, Tangiers
is the next to go.
My ambition is to be President despite the fact that
I'm Catholic.
America how can I write a holy litany in your silly
mood?
I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as
individual as his automobiles more so they're
all different sexes.
America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500
down on your old strophe
America free Tom Mooney
America save the Spanish Loyalists
America Sacco and Vanzetti must not die
America I am the Scottsboro boys.
America when I was seven momma took me to Com-
munist Cell meetings they sold us garbanzos a
handful per ticket a ticket cost s a nickel and the
speeches were free everybody was angelic and
sentimental about the workers it was all so sin-
cere you have no idea what a good thing the
party was in 1835 Scott Nearing was a grand
old man a real mensch Mother Bloor made me
cry I once saw Israel Amter plain. Everybody
must have been a spy.
America you don't really want to go to war.
America it's them bad Russians.
Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen.
And them Russians.
The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Russia's power
mad. She wants to take our cars from out our
garages.
Her wants to grab Chicago. Her needs a Red Readers'
Digest. Her wants our auto plants in Siberia.
Him big bureaucracy running our fillingsta-
tions.
That no good. Ugh. Him make Indians learn read.
Him need big black niggers. Hah. Her make us
all work sixteen hours a day. Help.
America this is quite serious.
America this is the impression I get from looking in
the television set.
America is this correct?
I'd better get right down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes
in precision parts factories, I'm nearsighted and
psychopathic anyway.
America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

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"Our hero chucks a few rocks..."

I have a bunch of favorite quotes serious and funny but I'm gonna have this one:

"see that wooden rectangular object you obviously never touch? it's a door... turn the knob (it's probably a round metal thing) and open the door... now... walk outside look at the green stuff... this is grass... don't eat it but you can step on it... now look up... that big bright hot thing is the sun... it may hurt your eyes so don't look directly at it... see those white (or gray) fluffy things? they are clouds... now start walking around... try to avoid walking in the large concrete strips we call roads... eventually you will find other people... TALK TO THEM
the last step in this process is VERY important"

I can't remember who said it but it was someone on the forums bugging a guy about the star wars books and the EU thing.

After seeing "The Punisher" This has become a new saying of mine.

"It's not vengence. It's Punishment."

My personal favorate insult. (Note. This is not towards anyone.)

"You don't have enough wit, to become just a half wit."

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Duel Roadkill
Who wants to play BOOM 3?
BOOM 3

Ego iubeo et tu sequaris, nemo mihi obloquatur impune - ex cathedra.

And my signature.

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Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

-R.D. Laing

Darn it, where is that from? It sounds so very familiar, but i can't place it

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
Scions of Light[/i]

-Clarence Darrow


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