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Is Bill Gates > God?
2003-12-15, 4:29 PM #1
Topic says it all lets have a flame free debate about this.
2003-12-15, 4:30 PM #2
You should be shot 124 times for that. One for every young soul he harmed. Then a few more for his funny face.

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2003-12-15, 4:34 PM #3
No. It is well established that Bill Gates is the Devil [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2003-12-15, 4:36 PM #4
Ergo, Devil > God.

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2003-12-15, 4:41 PM #5
All god would have to do is send some space particle off course, striking a far-away asteroid, altering its course just enough over a long distance to collide with MS headquarters. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-15, 4:47 PM #6
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All god would have to do is send some space particle off course, striking a far-away asteroid, altering its course just enough over a long distance to collide with MS headquarters. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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I wish he would. Life would be so much more improved for all parties involved.

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2003-12-15, 4:47 PM #7
[Don't evade the censor], bill gates ain't better than Ganish.

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2003-12-15, 4:57 PM #8
Heh, while we're on the topic of Doomsday, i just have to post this link (again):

http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-203.htm

I love that thing...oh yeah, language warning.

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2003-12-15, 5:18 PM #9
Actually, I read that the Vatican (s?) was worth about 48.6 billion dollars, and I seem to remember Gatey being worth about 35 billion.. So if he saves up, he could buy Vatican city!

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2003-12-15, 5:19 PM #10
And NYC is worth a trillion; what's your point? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-12-15, 6:18 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
I wish he would. Life would be so much more improved for all parties involved.
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Not really. Gate's death wouldn't affect the computer world much at all, I think. I would throw one hell of a party, make no mistake, but beyond that....


Now, if *ALL* of MS' senior staff were to, shall we say, discover what Pratchett meant when he said that Death had a sense of humor, and all of MS' assets were suddenly to, I donno, vanish as fast as those Danish doughnuts that old Mr Porter has every morning, well then, everything would be just as right as rain, woudlnt it? (Oh, yeah, Id still throw that party...)

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2003-12-15, 6:37 PM #12
No no no, you forget, AOL is the devil, and bill gates is... ummm... the spawn of satan?

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2003-12-15, 6:42 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
Actually, I read that the Vatican (s?) was worth about 48.6 billion dollars, and I seem to remember Gatey being worth about 35 billion.. So if he saves up, he could buy Vatican city!

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one of my professors told me that before Sept. 11th he was worth about $100 billion, now it's at about $60 billion. don't know if this is correct, but i'm throwing it out there anyway. either way, he's still one rich mofo.(yes i said mofo!)

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2003-12-15, 7:34 PM #14
"Bill Gates" and "flame free" do not fit together on these forums. There's at least 2-3 anti-windows tangents per page of topics.

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2003-12-15, 8:41 PM #15
Well if you're an atheist then in the "Bill Gates > God" then Bill Gates doesn't own anything that exists. Thus he is just there for no real reason.

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2003-12-16, 6:03 AM #16
No... but Rocks > You for thinking that, or even posting it.

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2003-12-16, 4:47 PM #17
If he is, we're all doomed [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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