...because my list is rather short.
Snow may be good for skiing and snow sports. Yes, of course, but only during the vacations. As for daily life, it proves nothing more than a hassle and annoyance. The stuff doesn't provide any pleasure for me anymore. It doesn't even evoke happy and warm feelings. Snow is just damn cold. Thus, it's about as emotionally inspiring as the numb portions of flesh on my body when I have to drag myself through it. Sigh. The days when snow was "fun" are, obviously, over for me. If I went out to make a snowman and snow angels like a little kiddie, the neighbors will think I'm not sober. And, snowball fights are no longer entertaining. My friends look for bigger, denser objects to throw these days, like clumps of ice. All I do is shovel it. And shovel some more. And then accidently fall face first in it.
There is nothing really useful with snow for daily life. All people do is move it from one place to another. It just sits around to annoy people and refuse to just disappear quickly. Soon, all there is left are big, ugly piles of snow...on sidewalks. What the hell do people do when they are walking on the sidewalk and encounter a lump of crappy snow?? I had to push myself over these moist piles and almost died of anger. Snow isn't tasty nor is it practical in any way. My only wish is that snow would become like Play-Doh or some sort of usable clay. That would be awesome! I could make a beautiful, magnificent statue of myself. That's would rock so much! My greatness could be seen throughout the neighborhood! Unfortunately, the stuff is only good for some odd-looking, lumpy snowmen (who look like they are fighting leprosy.)
And snow doesn't even remain "pretty" for long. The snow near the roads look diseased. It becomes grainy, grey and filled with a collection of roadside crap. And scraping the snow off cars becomes a bloody chore. My kick-*** car literally freezes and dies under such conditions. Also, there is one thing that really burns my biscuits: stains marked in the snow in my front yard. Honestly, what the hell?? I wake up almost every day to find another yellow spot added to the yard. Argh! What dumb animal goes to my snow and takes a leak in it? Who does it (or they) belong to? No one wants to see yellow sludge directly on his/her property! No one wants to be reminded," Ha! Ha! Someone tinkled on your yard!" And the snow just lets the urine to be perserved. Is it so hard for dog owners to "scoop up" their dog's mess? It only takes an ice-cream scooper and some respect.
Maybe I'm just too annoyed. But, I don't like snow. I just don't see why certain people in my area enjoy the stuff. Need list of why snow is good....
Snow may be good for skiing and snow sports. Yes, of course, but only during the vacations. As for daily life, it proves nothing more than a hassle and annoyance. The stuff doesn't provide any pleasure for me anymore. It doesn't even evoke happy and warm feelings. Snow is just damn cold. Thus, it's about as emotionally inspiring as the numb portions of flesh on my body when I have to drag myself through it. Sigh. The days when snow was "fun" are, obviously, over for me. If I went out to make a snowman and snow angels like a little kiddie, the neighbors will think I'm not sober. And, snowball fights are no longer entertaining. My friends look for bigger, denser objects to throw these days, like clumps of ice. All I do is shovel it. And shovel some more. And then accidently fall face first in it.
There is nothing really useful with snow for daily life. All people do is move it from one place to another. It just sits around to annoy people and refuse to just disappear quickly. Soon, all there is left are big, ugly piles of snow...on sidewalks. What the hell do people do when they are walking on the sidewalk and encounter a lump of crappy snow?? I had to push myself over these moist piles and almost died of anger. Snow isn't tasty nor is it practical in any way. My only wish is that snow would become like Play-Doh or some sort of usable clay. That would be awesome! I could make a beautiful, magnificent statue of myself. That's would rock so much! My greatness could be seen throughout the neighborhood! Unfortunately, the stuff is only good for some odd-looking, lumpy snowmen (who look like they are fighting leprosy.)
And snow doesn't even remain "pretty" for long. The snow near the roads look diseased. It becomes grainy, grey and filled with a collection of roadside crap. And scraping the snow off cars becomes a bloody chore. My kick-*** car literally freezes and dies under such conditions. Also, there is one thing that really burns my biscuits: stains marked in the snow in my front yard. Honestly, what the hell?? I wake up almost every day to find another yellow spot added to the yard. Argh! What dumb animal goes to my snow and takes a leak in it? Who does it (or they) belong to? No one wants to see yellow sludge directly on his/her property! No one wants to be reminded," Ha! Ha! Someone tinkled on your yard!" And the snow just lets the urine to be perserved. Is it so hard for dog owners to "scoop up" their dog's mess? It only takes an ice-cream scooper and some respect.
Maybe I'm just too annoyed. But, I don't like snow. I just don't see why certain people in my area enjoy the stuff. Need list of why snow is good....
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