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2005-01-14, 12:01 PM #1
http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

Namely: http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF032ADReset.html and
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF029ADGeniusSir.html

:D
woot!
2005-01-14, 12:35 PM #2
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF077BCDealwiththeDevil.jpg

Amazing
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-01-14, 12:38 PM #3
My faves.

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF020ADGrammarWizard.html
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF021ADCaptainRedbeard.html
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF018ADTheFirstSnowflakeofWinter.html << LOL and a half
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF015ADFreakingVortex.html << LOLz
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF011ADHammerScrewed.html << Seriously, it doesn't get any funnier than that
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF010ADTurtleCare.html << Heh
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF005ADNoSurvivors.html << Grim

And those were just from like the top quarter of the page...
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-01-14, 12:45 PM #4
I just couldn't resist this one.

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF008BCBarbaraandRudy.html

And the classic of course:

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF013BCBetterLuckNextTime.html
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF019BCKittySaved.html << Classic feline mistreatment
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF022BCSmallMan.html << lolzorz
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF032BCSuicideTrain.html << ROFLx2
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF039BCSpaceLove.html << LMFAOOMGFUnnayz!
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF046BCBoardgamesinSpace.html
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF076BCtheManwithNoPenis.html << Roofles
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-01-14, 12:45 PM #5
Pure Genius, I have so many of these babies saved.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-01-14, 1:00 PM #6
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF006BCBallerinaSlippers.html < still don't get it

Anyhow, good stuff there.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-01-14, 1:08 PM #7
She's in a wheelchair, and the kid got her ballerina shoes for her birthday. That's the other classic one. There's only two.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-01-14, 1:09 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by FastGamerr
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF006BCBallerinaSlippers.html < still don't get it

Anyhow, good stuff there.

It's horrible because he got someone in a wheelchair (someone who can't use their legs, apparently) a pair of ballet slippers. They can't use them, because they can't use their legs.

It's my favorite one :)
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-01-14, 2:02 PM #9
It's like a less funny PLIF...

Some are amusing, but most just aren't. I guess it's just me, though.
2005-01-14, 4:19 PM #10
i love them, is there a gallary of them?

[edit: nevermind....i am stupid]
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2005-01-14, 5:56 PM #11
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF048BCTodayismyBirthday.jpg

This stuff is awesome.
2005-01-14, 6:02 PM #12
I have several of these printed out and pasted on my door. The adventures of the man with no penis strip is great.

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF031AD806BirchStreet.jpg <- ROFL
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF027ADBillyBunny.jpg <- GOLD

I could go on, and on. Most of these are priceless. The grim humor is what makes it.

That being said, I still don't understand why Sgt. Grumbles is as funny as some people make it out to be.
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-01-14, 7:16 PM #13
Great stuff!
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-01-14, 8:37 PM #14
Most excellent. I was able to cheer up a friend with this:)
2005-01-15, 9:33 AM #15
lolz this stuff is great man.

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