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Now I have heard EVERYTHING!
2004-04-20, 12:11 PM #1
Anybody catch that thing on the news yesterday about McDonalds making Happy Meals for adults? I mean, what the hell would they put in it, cell phones?

Jeeze.

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2004-04-20, 12:14 PM #2
hahahahah that's great.

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2004-04-20, 12:16 PM #3
They had fruit, vegetables, salads, some other crap, and, I kid you not, a free pacemaker.

I weep for America.

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2004-04-20, 12:22 PM #4
sweet, but can kids buy them or not?

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2004-04-20, 12:37 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Genki:
sweet, but can kids buy them or not?

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Dunno, it's for adults. But of course, adults can buy kid Happy Meals, so...

Yes?

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2004-04-20, 12:39 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Omicron88:
... and, I kid you not, a free pacemaker.

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You're kidding, right?

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2004-04-20, 12:42 PM #7
In Germany they have a device that "counts your steps" for some fitness walking mumbojumbo, maybe that is the pacemaker

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2004-04-20, 12:54 PM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cosmic Castaway:
I mean, what the hell would they put in it, cell phones?

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Probably condoms. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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2004-04-20, 12:56 PM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Probably condoms. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]</font>


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2004-04-20, 1:10 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cosmic Castaway:
Dunno, it's for adults. But of course, adults can buy kid Happy Meals, so...

Yes?

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Unless the "toy" is porn/booze.
2004-04-20, 2:04 PM #11
Tehee..

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2004-04-20, 2:18 PM #12
They had them for a while here in Canada. I think it was a regular combo with a chocolate bar and a lottery ticket.
2004-04-20, 2:40 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Connection Problem:
They had them for a while here in Canada. I think it was a regular combo with a chocolate bar and a lottery ticket.</font>


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2004-04-20, 3:01 PM #14
Damn it! Does Canada have to be brought into every topic?!

Geez...
2004-04-20, 3:20 PM #15
I believe the "toy" was a pedometer, not a pacemaker. Maybe they should consider including a pacemaker with the super-sized value meals!


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2004-04-20, 3:24 PM #16
Didn't their CEO or something die the other day of a heart attack? I found it very funny. I mean, think about it. He was the head of a fast food chain that makes greasy fat artery clogging food, and he died of a heart attack.

Proof that McDonalds is bad for you? As if we need it...

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2004-04-20, 3:27 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Molgrew:
In Germany they have a device that "counts your steps" for some fitness walking mumbojumbo, maybe that is the pacemaker</font>


Yeap, that's what they're doing in the US too.

The Adult Happy Meal is a salad, bottle of water, and a pedometer.

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2004-04-20, 3:28 PM #18
Yeah, I saw that (CEO dying)...

Ironic, maybe...

Funny, no. Is anyone's death funny? I'm glad his sudden death caused amusement for you
2004-04-21, 12:14 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
Didn't their CEO or something die the other day of a heart attack? I found it very funny. I mean, think about it. He was the head of a fast food chain that makes greasy fat artery clogging food, and he died of a heart attack.

Proof that McDonalds is bad for you? As if we need it...
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Proof? The only proof in your post is that you suck at constructing arguments. I suppose if the owner of Ford Automotives was hit by a Ford model car, that would be proof enough that everyone owning a Ford is going to die? There's a name for these kinds of arguments, and it's called stupid.

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2004-04-21, 1:57 AM #20
Jin, I dont think Pheonix was being all that serious. Regardless, his post didnt warrant that kind of reply.

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2004-04-21, 2:33 AM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Damn, you beat me to it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-21, 2:50 AM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
Yeap, that's what they're doing in the US too.

The Adult Happy Meal is a salad, bottle of water, and a pedometer.
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Right, right. That's what I meant. It's all the same crap.

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