Yeah I proved relativity wrong by setting up a tire on a rope on the tree in my back yard. You see it works like this, I swing the tire around in a circle and then swing at it like a pinata (with a aluminum rod). According to my greenpeace brochure, the tire should generate a resonance field capable of sustaning a charge of 1.21 gigawatts. couple this with the inherent electrostatic properties of 12' of nylon rope, and I was fairly capable of producing a time machine that sent marty mcfly back to the future.
It works like this. The hole in the tire creates a collumn of air where photons become trapped and battle it out to the death. Meanwhile the tread and the writing on the tire begin to harness the magnetic fields of the earth's poles and create a electro-magneto-statictastical field. Known as the LOWER FIELD, or as I like to call it, THE LOWER VECTOR. ALTHOUGH FARMER JOHN STILL CALLS IT THE LOW'R FIELD. I TOLD JOHN, "HEY JOHN IT'S A VECTOR IN PHYSICS DUDE". BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO WHEN THE MAN SHOVELS COW **** FOR A LIVING.
Sorry my caps key was stuck. My last experiment involving a penny, a lightsocket, and a bag of dorritos managed to get cheddared tortilla chips lodged in everything.It's been months but I can still smell the haunting aroma of dorritos from the farthest nooks of my lab.
So anyway. The tire is now on a collision course with space-time. This is where things get interesting. The tire begins to trancend space time and opens up a hole. Not a wormhole. Just a hole. Then some light passes through and the hole closes then it's over.
So, what do you guys do on your weekends?
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation...