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I wish this guy was my weatherman...
2005-01-22, 11:29 AM #1
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/593/

What a joke! :o This guy can't even stand correctly in front of the camera, let alone describe the weather!
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-01-22, 11:42 AM #2
wow, just.......wow.

Some part of me thinks that no one could possibly be THAT bad...that it might be acting...but DAMN...it's just painful to watch.
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2005-01-22, 12:05 PM #3
Me too, I honestly didn't finish it! I got to where he was trying to position himself correctly according to how he was on the TV screen I believe... I couldn't stand seeing someone looking so humiliating.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-01-22, 12:15 PM #4
Sheeeeeeeeit negro... that guy has the biggest anxiety disorder I have ever seen. I cringed so hard while watching that, I'm pretty sure it's a parody.
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enshu
2005-01-22, 12:18 PM #5
....wow.
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2005-01-22, 12:18 PM #6
Quick the criticise, aren't we. The guy is nervous as hell, and probably knew to the job. Given hte setup of the news set, I wouldn't be suprised if it was fake in hte first place.
Pissed Off?
2005-01-22, 12:42 PM #7
Yeah. Could have been a fake one.
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2005-01-22, 1:22 PM #8
poor guy
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2005-01-22, 1:42 PM #9
I wish Ron Burgundy was my weatherman :(
2005-01-22, 2:23 PM #10
Heh.
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2005-01-22, 8:36 PM #11
The ultimate Weather Man? A totally vague human being.

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2005-01-22, 8:48 PM #12
Yeah, I'm almost certain that's fake. No company would hire him, those girls were obviously acting, and as a producer, the one girl's voice is too high for newscasting/announcing. Not to mention, it's impossible to be that anxiety struck. It simply isn't possible.

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2005-01-22, 9:39 PM #13
If you actually read below the video, it says it was probably a college broadcast or something.
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