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Rejected! (Superbowl ads)
2005-01-24, 1:02 PM #1
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=ads/050107

rofl at the Ashley Simpson one...
2005-01-24, 1:14 PM #2
there is no way those are real.
Funny though :p
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2005-01-24, 1:19 PM #3
Do the words "wardrobe malfunction" even need to be mentioned?
Stuff
2005-01-24, 1:24 PM #4
whats with all the adds about showing someones arse? the first few are nothing but peoples behinds!

some are kinda funny... the last two... a cough suryup promoting alcohol to minors and the last one promoting guns int he home...

wth?
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2005-01-24, 1:34 PM #5
i want to see the chaser ad really badly lol
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2005-01-24, 1:51 PM #6
You all realze that they're all a joke except the Mickey Rooney one, right?
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2005-01-24, 2:36 PM #7
Quote:
Product: Boston Red Sox Season Tickets
Celebrity: George Steinbrenner
Commercial: Steinbrenner is depicted as Darth Vader representing the Evil Empire of Yankee-dom. Network execs refuse to run the ad out of fear that Vader would sue for defamation of character

YES!

Too bad that wasn't shown.
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2005-01-24, 5:13 PM #8
Alot of those sounds like great commercial. One thing for certain, I hope they show a new Batman Begins trailer or something.
2005-01-24, 5:55 PM #9
Quote:
Product: The Philip Rivers Experience
Celebrity: Philip Rivers
Commercial: Playing off the hugely-popular "Michael Vick Experience" campaign, a customer is strapped into a harness and paces the sidelines while watching Drew Brees lead San Diego to the playoffs.


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2005-01-24, 9:30 PM #10
Considering commercials these days, those really seemed like they were really made.
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2005-01-24, 9:54 PM #11
Quote:
Product: Adidas
Celebrity: Tracy McGrady
Commercial: Miniature bright white soldiers, tanks and helicopters attempt to slow McGrady's trip down the court. (Was rejected because network execs were afraid the ad would incite racial tensions for its portrayal of the white man trying to keep a brother down.)


I've seen this before. It's a good commercial, and I never saw anything racist about it.
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2005-01-24, 10:54 PM #12
The Phillip Rivers Experience is hilarious.

Oh, and for anyone who hasn't caught on:

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