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My BIRTHDAY

2004-04-20, 1:15 PM #1

Ubuu

forums' token black man

Posts: 1,670

Rawwrr...18, finally!

Should I go buy porn or cigarettes, to celebrate?

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03

2004-04-20, 1:16 PM #2

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

porn, ciggarettes, lotto tickets, and some jello

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2004-04-20, 1:16 PM #3

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

Porn. Cigs are cancer sticks.

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* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)

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2004-04-20, 1:18 PM #4

Mystic0

Rich Boi

Posts: 2,336

Porn.... I never understood why people want to smoke.

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2004-04-20, 1:20 PM #5

Ubuu

forums' token black man

Posts: 1,670

I don't smoke, its just the fact that I can do it

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

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2004-04-20, 1:21 PM #6

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

Buy a good cuban cigar then.

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)

"NAILFACE" - spe

2004-04-20, 1:25 PM #7

CavEmaN

Ug! Me smash you!

Posts: 1,819

Wake up feeling a 100%, make your way to a casino play some riverboat poker (alas yes riverboat is easier then normal poker - and its the official poker for late night poker too!) with a min. bet of $100. Win some, lose some, finally realising you've lost a 100 grand, get hammered with vodka and start a trainspotting-esque run (with Lust for life being played in the background) around whereever you live and fall asleep in some plaugued filled gutter.

Then finally wake up -100% and join the army. Trust me its probably the best thing you can do when you turn 18.

2004-04-20, 1:25 PM #8

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Fuel your sexual needs for now is the age!...

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2004-04-20, 1:26 PM #9

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

I will be buying alcohol on my 18th birthday.

Who would buy porn nowadays? what with the invention of the internet [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-20, 1:27 PM #10

Correction

Registered User

Posts: 3,077

Don't waste your money. Just get porn from the 'net like you always have. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-20, 1:32 PM #11

MikeC

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Posts: 4,678

Happy B Day!

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2004-04-20, 2:17 PM #12

lateralus

Her Majesty

Posts: 566

In honor of your bday: _\|/_

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2004-04-20, 3:06 PM #13

SithNazgul

Or else!

Posts: 609

^^^ THat looks like a Gunboat from TIE Fighter...from front on.

What are those things called? Something Gunboat... *looks in TIE fighter strategy guide*

Yeh assault gunboat

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2004-04-20, 3:08 PM #14

Mystic0

Rich Boi

Posts: 2,336

I loved those things. Clunky as hell, but they looked badass. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-20, 3:27 PM #15

phoenix_9286

This is what sane looks like.

Posts: 4,794

Quote:

Originally posted by CavEmaN:
Then finally wake up -100% and join the army. Trust me its probably the best thing you can do when you turn 18.

I sincerly hope you're joking.

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2004-04-20, 5:02 PM #16

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up when I'm 18 and think "Wow. I can drink until I'm smashed, buy cancersticks, and look at porn legally now!"

And then go and program for 37 hours straight.

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2004-04-20, 5:09 PM #17

darthslaw

Darth Slaw

Posts: 3,490

If you're gonna buy one, buy porn. No use in killing yourself with drugs...
But if you still want the cigarettes, get the porn first -- don't let it go to waste! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

(somehow, I almost regret posting here right now).

I'll have to make your cake tomorrow -- I still have a bit of homework to finish and if I make it now I won't get to finish the HW. until then, here's a preview

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2004-04-20, 5:16 PM #18

MadQuack

Just watch out for molting season.

Posts: 649

Happy birthday, Ubuu [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-20, 8:07 PM #19

SithNazgul

Or else!

Posts: 609

Quote:

Originally posted by MadQuack:
Happy birthday, Ubuu

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B'tduz: A popular dwarfish game which consists of standing a few feet apart and throwing large rocks at one another's head.

"Yes, it's a bloody flying alligator setting fire to my city!" - His Grace His Excellency the Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes.

Morituri Nolumus Mori

Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)
Morituri Nolumus Mori

2004-04-20, 8:11 PM #20

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

last i checked you can't drink until you are 21 so why is everyone talking about getting drunk when they turn 18... i think he want suggestions for things he can do legally

so what should you do for your birthday? count the days until you are 21

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2004-04-21, 1:03 AM #21

Acharjay

Quick! Someone call a doctor!g

Posts: 2,498

Quote:

Originally posted by Mystic0:
I loved those things. Clunky as hell, but they looked badass.

Agreed. If only I could still play TIE Fighter...

Edit: Where are my manners? Happy birthday Ubuu. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-21, 1:58 AM #22

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Assault Gunboats, I believe.

And happy birthday. On my 18th, I'll probably end up getting hammered with my mates and end up puking for a few days... and then mlaying with UnrealEd.

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2004-04-21, 2:05 AM #23

DeTRiTiC-iQ

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

HAPPEH BERTHDAY EWBEW!

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2004-04-21, 2:40 AM #24

Grant

Arrest this man!

Posts: 1,029

Up here you have to be 19 to get hammered legaly, where are you all that you can get booze at 18?

i think in Quebec you can get booze in a bar younger then 19, might be 18 or 17 not sure...

oh yeah, happy birthady

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2004-04-21, 2:48 AM #25

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

In Quebec you can get into everything at 18... my 18th consisted of a trip down to Hull Quebec to the local strip bar... happy birthday to me.

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2004-04-21, 4:03 AM #26

moldy_hair

It never hurts to help

Posts: 203

Hey everyone, today is now MY birthday.

16, woot!

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2004-04-21, 4:03 AM #27

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally posted by Grant:
Up here you have to be 19 to get hammered legaly, where are you all that you can get booze at 18?

i think in Quebec you can get booze in a bar younger then 19, might be 18 or 17 not sure...

oh yeah, happy birthady

Over here in the UK the limit is 18.

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2004-04-21, 5:21 AM #28

Raoul Duke

I voted for cake.

Posts: 1,771

Ya I think the states is the only place in the world where you can't drink til 21.

2004-04-22, 6:23 PM #29

darthslaw

Darth Slaw

Posts: 3,490

Sorry for the delay...

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Now you know where I've been.

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2004-04-22, 6:26 PM #30

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

Which one is kak?

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