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Man pisses his way out of avalanche
2005-01-29, 11:12 AM #1
Finally, a good reason to carry beer in your car.
2005-01-29, 11:26 AM #2
How creative....
2005-01-29, 11:33 AM #3
Don't eat the yellow snow.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-01-29, 11:38 AM #4
Kinda a vulgar title to this thread...

Interesting story though. Would have sucked if "Man escapes snow by urination, but dies of alcohol poisoning"
2005-01-29, 11:46 AM #5
Since when is piss vulgar?
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2005-01-29, 12:04 PM #6
Its just slangy to say piss.... it's perfectly normal I suppose.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-01-29, 1:00 PM #7
hehehehe
Pissed Off?
2005-01-29, 1:01 PM #8
brilliant.
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2005-01-29, 1:23 PM #9
Dude thats a great survival skill! I should try it sometime.
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2005-01-29, 1:27 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Casperhead
Dude thats a great survival skill! I should try it sometime.


Umm. Just remember your 60 bottles of beer....
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2005-01-29, 1:31 PM #11
Heard this on the radio. I certainly wouldn't have thought to try that method of escape.
Life is beautiful.
2005-01-29, 1:53 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
Umm. Just remember your 60 bottles of beer....


Actually if it were American or Canadian bottles, it'd probably be somewhere above 100. Those were 60 half liter bottles, I think Canadian and American bottles are like 12 oz vs 16.9 oz.
D E A T H
2005-01-29, 2:37 PM #13
Sounds like somebody's pissed off.

*bah-dum tsh*


Tremble before my horrible pun!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-01-29, 3:01 PM #14
Yea, I totaly didn't get it before you said terrible pun. And then even I had to think for a second.

You loose.


It's an awsome story though, I was going to post "Fake" before Rogue mentioned he heard it on the radio.
2005-01-29, 4:31 PM #15
that's mad.
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2005-01-29, 4:32 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Squirrel King
Yea, I totaly didn't get it before you said terrible pun. And then even I had to think for a second.

You loose.
:(
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-29, 9:21 PM #17
Wow... I wonder how drunk he must have been when he finally got out. I'm surprised he managed to keep trying to get out when he was so intoxicated.
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2005-01-29, 10:27 PM #18
Quote:
Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after...


:D
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