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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Proof that Jar Jar Binks is Satan
Proof that Jar Jar Binks is Satan
2005-01-30, 10:58 AM #1
Heehee.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-30, 11:02 AM #2
And here's our old friend....

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v464/martynpie/lol.jpg]
2005-01-30, 11:04 AM #3
...
2005-01-30, 11:06 AM #4
Awesome, look at the ads on the side.

"Accept Christ and get a free Playstation 2!"
2005-01-30, 11:08 AM #5
Yeah, in case nobody else figured it out, this isn't a real church's website.

Personally, I like the ad at the bottom.

The "What Would Jesus Do" thong
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-30, 11:10 AM #6
So, uh, where can I get one?
2005-01-30, 11:14 AM #7
From yo mama! :o
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-30, 11:15 AM #8
I think the "What Would Jesus Do?" thong is better ;)

-I was beaten to it because of a slow internet connection :(
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-01-30, 11:19 AM #9
i agree.
2005-01-30, 11:20 AM #10
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/33511

>.>
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-30, 11:21 AM #11
thats wierd, i never saw a life sized one, but my sister has a action figure. :o
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-01-30, 11:24 AM #12
OMG she's prolly secksing it!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-30, 12:21 PM #13
The other Action Alerts are hilarious. "N'SYNC Killed My Baby!" "Ricky Martin's Music Gets Girls Pregnanat."
2005-01-30, 12:50 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by JediHunter_X
The other Action Alerts are hilarious. "N'SYNC Killed My Baby!" "Ricky Martin's Music Gets Girls Pregnanat."


So they're not all fake stories...
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-01-30, 1:55 PM #15
rofl.
一个大西瓜
2005-01-30, 2:04 PM #16
The fact that this story exists means that someone would have thought about having sex with Jar Jar Binks, and that's disturbing enough for me.

Note: Lawl

[http://www.landoverbaptist.org/rkfd.jpg]
Hazard a company one process.
2005-01-30, 2:25 PM #17
haha remember that jar jar candy that was basically one of those tongue-shaped sex toys? that was hilarious.
2005-01-30, 3:22 PM #18
O_o

*cough*cult*cough* Some people nowadays REALLY scare me... Oh, well. Yay for Agent Smith!
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-01-30, 3:23 PM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Cazor
haha remember that jar jar candy that was basically one of those tongue-shaped sex toys? that was hilarious.


Wait, why am I learning about this NOW?
Hazard a company one process.
2005-01-30, 3:50 PM #20
hahah this is great... Relgion always good for a laugh.
2005-01-30, 6:42 PM #21
Anyone remember this toy?
2005-01-30, 6:56 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Masq
Anyone remember this toy?
[http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NEBW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg]

There's something particularly wrong with that.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-30, 7:00 PM #23
Also, read the reviews.

Quote:
Excellent!, June 11, 2002
Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.


Quote:
Keep the batteries out!, December 26, 2001
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.
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2005-01-30, 8:01 PM #24
That cant be real...
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-01-30, 8:52 PM #25
Quote:
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)


HAHAHAHAHAHA.
一个大西瓜
2005-01-30, 11:43 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Cazor
haha remember that jar jar candy that was basically one of those tongue-shaped sex toys? that was hilarious.


http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/toy.html
Pissed Off?
2005-01-31, 7:45 AM #27
*sigh*

Those wacky baptists.... :o
*Joren, Legend, Alleged Egomaniac, Thread-Killer, 3-time Ban Recipient, and 6th Grade Spelling Champ*
2005-01-31, 7:50 AM #28
This... is so pathetic :p
2005-01-31, 8:17 AM #29
So if the well-centered religious man can see that this FICTIONAL creation resembles a demonic being, does that make the said demonic being fictional?
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-01-31, 9:02 AM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/toy.html


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hazard a company one process.
2005-01-31, 12:01 PM #31
Sorry, the link in the original post really isnt appropriate for these forums..

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