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Oh sweet Jesus...
2004-04-21, 12:57 PM #1
I've been laughing for the last half hour.

[http://img52.photobucket.com/albums/v159/SuperS51/ownedbestever.jpg]

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[This message has been edited by Super S51 (edited April 21, 2004).]
2004-04-21, 1:00 PM #2
maybe the kid was adopted... if not then yes to owned

still funny

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2004-04-21, 1:01 PM #3
The kid looks black to me.. not mixed. My conclusion: adoption.

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2004-04-21, 1:02 PM #4
Hahaha, I figured someone would try to rationalize it. It's an image on the internet. Just assume the stupidest case scenario and let it ride.
2004-04-21, 1:03 PM #5
Why don't you people stop being so logical about things for once?

Look at the funny factor of this, it's great.



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* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
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2004-04-21, 1:08 PM #6
i can't say i found this funny, at all. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-04-21, 1:12 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jdogg0403:
i can't say i found this funny, at all. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

</font>



oh so you are the guy in the photo?

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-04-21, 1:40 PM #8
I was reminded of this Elftor comic.
http://elftor.com/elftor.php?number=180

[Beware: Other Elftor comics may be offensive]

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2004-04-21, 1:46 PM #9
LOL, that's great.

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2004-04-21, 2:36 PM #10
[http://www.savagex.net/images/misc/ownedbestever.jpeg]

There... problem solved [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-21, 2:52 PM #11
Wow that Elftor comic is violently unfunny. I'm not saying that because I'm offended, I'm saying that because all the 'humor' comes from them trying to offend people, and it just comes off like whiny goths outside of hot topic saying "Bush is dumb!"

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2004-04-21, 3:02 PM #12
Hey Darko, your post was violently unfunny.

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2004-04-21, 4:15 PM #13
dont you know that elves are goths!

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2004-04-21, 5:11 PM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Hey Darko, your post was violently unfunny.</font>

...I wasn't really trying to be funny. But nice attempt at an insult, better luck next time.

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2004-04-21, 5:19 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mystic0:
Hey Darko, your post was violently unfunny.

</font>


...what?

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Hahaha, clownsuit.
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2004-04-21, 5:20 PM #16
That picture isn't funny at all.

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2004-04-21, 5:21 PM #17
I find it funny.

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2004-04-21, 5:25 PM #18
First thing i thought of was "Me, Myself, and Irene"

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2004-04-21, 5:25 PM #19
Good stuff [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-21, 8:20 PM #20
Right.

I don't have anything else to say to this.

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2004-04-21, 9:07 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mystic0:
Hey Darko, your post was violently unfunny.</font>


Bush suks rite?

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2004-04-21, 10:44 PM #22
I smiled, then realised stupid it is.

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2004-04-22, 3:41 AM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Right.

I don't have anything else to say to this.

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So why the hell did you post that? ePenis++? You are in the same boat with Em Playa... however, you are lucky if your ePenis is fun size like his.

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2004-04-22, 4:40 AM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
That picture isn't funny at all.

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2004-04-22, 6:11 AM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by R_ivi_N:
So why the hell did you post that? ePenis++? You are in the same boat with Em Playa... however, you are lucky if your ePenis is fun size like his.

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Hahahaha. R_ivi_N's ePenis+++++


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2004-04-22, 7:57 AM #26
Yeah, of course we have to jump on each other's back and rip out our guts like everytime.

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-04-22, 7:59 AM #27
MONKEY!!!!!!!!111111111
2004-04-22, 1:44 PM #28
in b4 da lock

:P

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2004-04-22, 1:47 PM #29
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2004-04-22, 1:51 PM #30
I found it funny.

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Yeah, how's this for odd? My parents haven't been the least bit interested in my love-life my entire life, and now that prom is soon my Dad all of a sudden seems concerned that if I don't find a date and go it will mean I'm a social failure.
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2004-04-22, 1:51 PM #31
Omicron88_postcount --;

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2004-04-22, 1:57 PM #32
mabey it is because i come from a nation where multicoultureism is a big part of the nations beliefes, but how on earth can that be funny. It is just someone with a kid of a different race. what the hell is wrong with that.

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
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[This message has been edited by alpha1 (edited April 22, 2004).]
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2004-04-22, 3:34 PM #33
Because the apparent father is white while the child is black... hence he was cheated on... I really shouldn't need to explain this.
2004-04-22, 3:51 PM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Acharjay:
I smiled, then realised stupid it is.

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Yoda you are. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

I think god cursed some people with the absense of a sense of humor.

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2004-04-22, 4:02 PM #35
Hahaha, my best typo ever
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2004-04-22, 4:23 PM #36
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DrakenX:
Because the apparent father is white while the child is black... hence he was cheated on... I really shouldn't need to explain this.</font>


I think alpha1 is referring to the fact that there are so many ways for kid to be a different colour than the "parents" that its not all that funny.

1) Adoption
2) Child from previous relationship of either parent
3) Sperm donation
4) Someones elses kid.
5) Foster parents etc etc

Hence its not apparent that he was cheated on. That's why it's not all that funny.
2004-04-23, 1:00 AM #37
Or one parent has albinism and is actualy black.

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
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2004-04-23, 2:41 AM #38
Maybe its a deep recisive gene in her or his family line.

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2004-04-23, 4:48 AM #39
What is it with all the horrible jokes lately? First the Google Searches, now this...

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2004-04-23, 6:15 AM #40
i don't get what's so funny about it.
it seems a normal thing to me... i know several families who are white but adopted black kids or vise versa.

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