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Long Relationships ?
2005-01-30, 3:11 PM #1
Just today i am one month together with my Girlfriend ... gave me the idea for that thread...
how long are your relationships...?
STFU n00b...>.<
2005-01-30, 3:15 PM #2
I had an all-sex relationship that lasted about 16 years, but then I lost my hand in a tragic polar bear feeding accident.
2005-01-30, 3:19 PM #3
The longest relationship I've ever had was 8 months...I think. They usually don't last that long because I have yet to found myself a good guy :P
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2005-01-30, 3:20 PM #4
ZERO!
2005-01-30, 3:40 PM #5
A few hours. Then she sobered up.
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2005-01-30, 3:41 PM #6
I was with my last girlfriend for about 15 months.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-01-30, 3:43 PM #7
The one I'm currently in has been going for about two years. :)
2005-01-30, 3:49 PM #8
Had one last for 6 months then she cheated on me... we were engaged... it was all to soon... and I am still paying the dues for it.
2005-01-30, 3:55 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
I had an all-sex relationship that lasted about 16 years, but then I lost my hand in a tragic polar bear feeding accident.


No. Bad. *shakes head while trying not to smile*
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-01-30, 4:02 PM #10
Just shy of four years, ended on July 5.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2005-01-30, 4:07 PM #11
Yep, zero as well.
I have a signature.
2005-01-30, 4:15 PM #12
My curent girlfriend and I have been dating for 4 and a half years. Will be 5 on July 23rd.
2005-01-30, 4:17 PM #13
I make it a practice not to try to jump into long relationships right away. I just see where it goes.
2005-01-30, 4:20 PM #14
Depends. Some girls decay faster than others.
:master::master::master:
2005-01-30, 4:21 PM #15
How exactly do you jump into a long relationship right away? :p


I think mine was about 9 months or something. I didn't even love her.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-01-30, 4:27 PM #16
I was with my last girlfriend for about a month, that was the first and longest relationship I've been in.
"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."

-Calvin
2005-01-30, 4:29 PM #17
My longest almost 2 and a half years (God I hate that *****), and my current is going to be going for two years in March. :)
2005-01-30, 4:31 PM #18
Three days!

Beat THAT!
Stuff
2005-01-30, 4:33 PM #19
Um, my longest relationship is the one I am currently involed in, which has lasted over a year, and I hope will continue.:D
All my other relationships lasted for a month.
2005-01-30, 5:05 PM #20
1 month, when I was 15.

Nothing on this thread is sadder.
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2005-01-30, 5:11 PM #21
You're all nubs :p
2005-01-30, 5:50 PM #22
None -- I haven't found her yet.
woot!
2005-01-30, 5:54 PM #23
None--she won't realize its right :p
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2005-01-30, 6:22 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
Three days!

Beat THAT!


Ok.

19 hours.
2005-01-30, 6:49 PM #25
5 mins....every night >.>
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-30, 6:52 PM #26
I shudder at the thought that many Massassians keep their pants around their ankles while they're at the computer.

*glares at SAJN*
2005-01-30, 6:54 PM #27
I have a question: How long should I date a girl before I feel completely comfortable around her? And by that, I mean..... something I can't word any better.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-30, 6:58 PM #28
Three months. Then you can start farting again when she's around.
2005-01-30, 6:59 PM #29
Quote:
I shudder at the thought that many Massassians keep their pants around their ankles while they're at the computer.


...
...
...

Pants?
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-30, 7:08 PM #30
3 years.... and going.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-01-30, 7:12 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
5 mins....every night >.>
The title of this thread is long relationships. Therefore, your penis doesn't count.
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
Three months. Then you can start farting again when she's around.
I've farted around girlfriends way before three months were up. But I guess that would depend on the type of girl you're with.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-30, 7:18 PM #32
I'e been with my girlfriend almost 5 years, and I still to this day have never farted around her. Just something I don't do in front of her, but she's the same... Matter of fact, which girls arent the same..

Anywho, to be more than enough comfortable around someone, it doesnt generally take 3 months or a specific ammount of time... It's a matter of who you're with, and how well you click. SOme people are comfortable right off the bat, others arent even after 3 months. YOu can't give an exact determinite.
2005-01-30, 7:19 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL at SAJN
The title of this thread is long relationships. Therefore, your penis doesn't count.


Wow. Ouch.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-01-30, 7:22 PM #34
Quote:
Wow. Ouch.

That's what she said...
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-30, 7:23 PM #35
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-01-30, 7:24 PM #36
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
That's what she said...
Before or after she found it, then tripped over the coffee table?
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-30, 7:26 PM #37
Quote:
I have a question: How long should I date a girl before I feel completely comfortable around her?

However long shipping is from the 'enhancement' shop.

Quote:
Before or after she found it?

Yeah well...
...
...

Touché.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-30, 7:29 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
However long shipping is from the 'enhancement' shop.
So I should feel comfortable immediately without waiting?
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-01-30, 7:30 PM #39
You didn't even put effort into that one!

[Edit: Don't even think about it!]
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-30, 7:30 PM #40
Aye. :(


Well....


Yo mama.

Yeah.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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