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If God had a Computer....

2004-04-21, 5:43 AM #1

BurrBoy

Has nothing.

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What would the specs be......

0_o

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2004-04-21, 5:44 AM #2

Spork

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Posts: 6,279

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2004-04-21, 5:46 AM #3

Yecti

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God would have an athlon.

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2004-04-21, 5:57 AM #4

KOP_AoEJedi

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Quote:

Originally posted by Yecti:
God would have an athlon.

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2004-04-21, 5:58 AM #5

Cosmic Castaway

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Posts: 594

Wait, isn't Brian god?

...

Oh, well nevermind.

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2004-04-21, 6:40 AM #6

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doot!

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2004-04-21, 6:49 AM #7

Krokodile

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I'm pretty sure Bill Gates has an Intel.

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2004-04-21, 7:10 AM #8

Pagewizard_YKS

Redeemed Scoundrel

Posts: 5,971

Okay, here's what I envision:

900 THZ (terrahertz) CPU - it must get as hot as the warm bubbly surface of the sun

512 Thz of RAM

999 THz Hard drive

The video card would be some sick combination of all the chips of any video card ever made, all soldered onto one AGP card.

OS is a dual-boot winxp pro 64 bit / linux configuration.

Is that the uber comp or not? Too bad the technology doesn't exist yet. 1 THZ chips can't be too far away, but this comp I listed is insane. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-21, 8:57 AM #9

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Yeah, well, in 40 years when I have one, I'll laugh at you, Pagewizard, and I'll luagh at God because I have a better computer than him. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-21, 9:24 AM #10

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

Could God make a game so demanding that his video card could not support it?

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2004-04-21, 9:31 AM #11

Arkon11

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Posts: 869

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2004-04-21, 10:01 AM #12

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[http://massassi.net/sotd/images/full/2000-06-27.jpg]

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2004-04-21, 10:14 AM #13

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

Quote:

Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Okay, here's what I envision:

900 THZ (terrahertz) CPU - it must get as hot as the warm bubbly surface of the sun

512 Thz of RAM

999 THz Hard drive

It's not that the technology doesn't exist yet, it's that you don't understand SI units at all.

2004-04-21, 10:29 AM #14

Stands for *MMRPH!*

Posts: 1,333

I can't wait till harddrives are measured in Hz!

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2004-04-21, 11:44 AM #15

happydud

Didn't go boom.

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Quote:

Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
512 Thz of RAM

999 THz Hard drive

Hmm. I think you mean Tb of ram and disk space. They don't measure space in hertz.

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2004-04-21, 12:37 PM #16

Prince Xizor

Xinior Member

Posts: 1,420

God would have a computer that constantly updates its system specifications, OS, and program versions. I bet he could set up a beast server [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-21, 2:02 PM #17

Glyde Bane

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Posts: 6,075

Quote:

Originally posted by MBeggar:

AHHHHHHH!

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2004-04-21, 2:57 PM #18

COTF_Dude

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Posts: 201

Quote:

Originally posted by Krokodile:
I'm pretty sure Bill Gates has an Intel.

Calling Bill gates god is like Worshiping Satan! Continues plans for Destroying Microsoft....

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2004-04-21, 3:21 PM #19

phoenix_9286

This is what sane looks like.

Posts: 4,794

Quote:

Originally posted by COTF_Dude:
Calling Bill gates god is like Worshiping Satan! Continues plans for Destroying Microsoft....

I was just getting ready to say that.

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2004-04-21, 3:26 PM #20

Axis

Of Evil!!

Posts: 3,164

Quote:

Originally posted by MBeggar:

You have no idea how often I've wondered about God creating the world with JED.

Haha! That drawing is GREAT!

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2004-04-21, 4:04 PM #21

Aikanaro

Registered User

Posts: 248

i think you are all forgetting something:
A) gods computer would be so insalely fast that it would not be made out of matter as we know it
B) the specs would be:
Ifinity everything, an OS with the best of Mac OSX (or whatever is the most recent Mac OS), the most recent Linux, and most recent Windows (if there is anything good about it. im still working on that one [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-21, 4:15 PM #22

Katt

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Posts: 377

heh...I had completely forgot about that drawing... I should have signed the date along with my name. it must be at least 3-4 years old.

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2004-04-21, 4:44 PM #23

phoenix_9286

This is what sane looks like.

Posts: 4,794

Mac OSX is up to 10.3.something. I know it's 10.3, from there however, I don't know and can't be bothered to look right now.

Imagine the viruses God would get from Windows.... Hell, imagine his Anti-Virus program.

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2004-04-21, 4:46 PM #24

Noble Outlaw

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hehe. i jsut though of: "The fire(wall) of Righteousness"

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2004-04-21, 4:54 PM #25

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Quote:

Originally posted by Katt:
heh...I had completely forgot about that drawing... I should have signed the date along with my name. it must be at least 3-4 years old.

Yea, I think it was September 2000 or something. thats when it has SotD

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2004-04-21, 5:29 PM #26

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Quote:

Originally posted by BV:
I can't wait till harddrives are measured in Hz!

lol thats the first thing i thought of...

LMAO @ God creating world.

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2004-04-22, 10:15 AM #27

GBK

Posts: 10,562

Quote:

Originally posted by MBeggar:
[picture]

So . . . beautiful... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

*right-click, save picture as...*

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2004-04-22, 11:39 AM #28

Aikanaro

Registered User

Posts: 248

actually Mac OSX is up to 10.3.3 and rumors about the new version of OSX called "Tiger" (note, 10.2 was Jaguar, 10.3 is Panther, hence, the big-cat names [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

) and from what i hear it is pretty sweet. Anyone who doesnt like Mac OSX does not know that much about opperating systems. I HATE IT when people who are ignorant beyond belief regarding computers are firmly set in the idea that Windows is better than Mac and Linux [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]

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i mean the only good thing i can think of is that windows gets alot of viruses, ergo making people not want to use it anymore

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2004-04-22, 11:45 AM #29

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

Quote:

Originally posted by Aikanaro:
actually Mac OSX is up to 10.3.3 and rumors about the new version of OSX called "Tiger" (note, 10.2 was Jaguar, 10.3 is Panther, hence, the big-cat names ) and from what i hear it is pretty sweet. Anyone who doesnt like Mac OSX does not know that much about opperating systems. I HATE IT when people who are ignorant beyond belief regarding computers are firmly set in the idea that Windows is better than Mac and Linux i mean the only good thing i can think of is that windows gets alot of viruses, ergo making people not want to use it anymore

k

Anyway, God's computer would be the universe. Big *** hard drive.

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2004-04-22, 12:58 PM #30

BurrBoy

Has nothing.

Posts: 2,246

Quote:

I HATE IT when people who are ignorant beyond belief regarding computers are firmly set in the idea that all Windows does is collect viruses!

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2004-04-22, 1:01 PM #31

..would like a shrubbery.

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Quote:

If you know how to use windows properly, you will never get a virus. Macs are good for certain things, as is linux. I use my computer for games, therefore for my use windows > *

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2004-04-22, 8:10 PM #32

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

God created the world with JED... LIES! HOW DID HE GET THE FEMALE .3do with round edges and if one person says cleaving I'm gonna kill something.

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2004-04-22, 10:27 PM #33

Katt

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Posts: 377

no, He used the "cleavage" tool... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-23, 7:13 AM #34

Casperhead

Nuthouse Escapee

Posts: 838

If god creted the world. No the universe with radient. Could you imagine the brush count in the map. It would be like.. 249,743,215,154,352,615,313,415,345

Imagine how long it would take to compile.
Like a 1000 years lol.

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2004-04-23, 8:30 AM #35

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

I'm sure if God had a computer he is running Windows.

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2004-04-23, 11:02 AM #36

Prince Xizor

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Posts: 1,420

I see the contreversy that is coming up from that statement.

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2004-04-23, 11:39 AM #37

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

God doesn't need a computer... God IS a computer!

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2004-04-23, 1:07 PM #38

BurrBoy

Has nothing.

Posts: 2,246

Quote:

Originally posted by kyle90:
God doesn't need a computer... God IS a computer!

OMQ 42!

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