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Guns vs. katanas
2005-01-31, 5:46 PM #1
Pistol vs. katana
Machine gun vs. katana
The music is quite dramatic kind of in an Iron Chef kind of way.
2005-01-31, 5:47 PM #2
If videogames have taught me anything, it's that you can always block automatic-weapon fire with a katana
</sarcasm>
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2005-01-31, 5:55 PM #3
Speaking one asian language, with another asian language in subtitles :(
Edit: After watching them both, that was totally sweet. The first one moreso.
2005-01-31, 6:13 PM #4
Hehhe, coooool
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2005-01-31, 6:17 PM #5
you know, for a second, i thought maybe that browning wouldn't destroy it. And then I was like... oh, well.....of course it will.

:) awesome
2005-01-31, 6:22 PM #6
next: Katanas vs. Cannons
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2005-01-31, 8:46 PM #7
Katanas vs. Flying Mummies
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-01-31, 9:01 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedigreedo
Katanas vs. Flying Mummies


YES. That would be an odd way to spend an afternoon...
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-01-31, 10:18 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Speaking one asian language, with another asian language in subtitles :(
Edit: After watching them both, that was totally sweet. The first one moreso.


Both the audio and the subtitles were japanese. It's like captioning.

And that was awesome.
一个大西瓜
2005-01-31, 10:26 PM #10
My roomate says some of the subtitles were in Korean apparently. Though most was Japanese. He translated the speech for me. 1st movie=Katana wins. 2nd movie=machine gun wins!
Life is beautiful.
2005-01-31, 10:49 PM #11
Oh, I didn't watch the second one .. the second one has korean subtitles *over* the japanese captions.
一个大西瓜
2005-02-01, 1:39 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Rogue Leader
Though most was Japanese. He translated the speech for me. 1st movie=Katana wins. 2nd movie=machine gun wins!


Yeah. I don't know those languages at all, but still in the very end of both movies, I could "understand" that part.

Totally cool videos! The pistol bullet didn't leave much of a dent in the blade. That was quite amazing.

With M2 it looks like the third shot might have already broken the blade if the exact location of the hit had happened to be the same every time. Now you can clearly see the dispersal that gave the blade better chances. I wonder how many shots the sword could have taken if they had raised the collision site by 1cm after every shot, and not tried to hit the same location.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-02-01, 4:01 AM #13
For those having trouble understanding the second vid:

They go through each bullet hitting the sword. The sword takes 6 bullets, then falls apart on the 7th.
2005-02-01, 4:30 AM #14
Holy crap. That one pistol bullet split in two.
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2005-02-01, 4:42 AM #15
Both movies were awesome. The second movie shows us why we leave machine gun blocking for games.
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2005-02-01, 5:49 AM #16
The Last Samurai should have been more like that :eek:

Just about anything looks really cool in super-slow-motion, and that was definitely no exception.
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2005-02-01, 5:10 PM #17
Of course you would still need inhuman reflexes to block pistol bullets. Otherwise...well watch that Indiana Jones movie.

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