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I'd hit it!
2005-01-31, 8:53 PM #1
So I was playing some WoW, and I made myself up a female Night Elf Huntress just for kicks, before I got to level 2 I had been called "baby" "hawtie" and "sexy".
Am I disgusted? Hell no. I'd tap that. (pics soon)
Please post your thoughts on gaming, female aliases, and getting some of that sweet elf booty.
2005-01-31, 8:55 PM #2
Honestly, in every MMOG I play I alias as a female. People are alot more tolerant (especially if you're a noob looking for handouts...)...
It's easier to find people who actually Role Play (in my experience, at least).

Did I mention hand-outs? Besides, it's nice not to have to stare at a male avatars *** for hours on end
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-01-31, 8:56 PM #3
Whenever I play an RPG, I always play male characters. There's just something that creeps me out about playing the opposite sex...
2005-01-31, 8:57 PM #4
hehehe
Pissed Off?
2005-01-31, 9:02 PM #5
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2005-01-31, 9:04 PM #6
I give the overall body a 7, the face gets a 6
[http://tinypic.com/1ifwqd]

Not bad in either of the main departments, but could use a little work in both.
[http://tinypic.com/1ifwr4]

Awww yeah, the Money Shot
[http://tinypic.com/1ify1c]

I'm objectifying elves. Yes, yes I am.
2005-01-31, 9:14 PM #7
don't know if i can agree with you...
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-01-31, 9:14 PM #8
I really don't want to say this about CGI...but she has no butt. O_o
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2005-01-31, 9:16 PM #9
Ok
I'll get some in game shots, when I do a /dance... DAMN SON.
She shakes that booty like there's no tomorrow.
2005-01-31, 9:17 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Please post your thoughts on gaming, female aliases, and getting some of that sweet elf booty.

  • I enjoy it.
  • I do play female characters when I RP, I have no beef with that.
  • You are quite disturbed.
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2005-01-31, 9:19 PM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Ok
I'll get some in game shots, when I do a /dance... DAMN SON.
She shakes that booty like there's no tomorrow.

You scare me.

*cowers in a corner*
2005-01-31, 9:24 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
She shakes that booty like there's no tomorrow.


O_o

Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
You are quite disturbed.


I concur with your assessment, JediGandalf. Shall we commit the man to the asylum? :p
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2005-01-31, 9:29 PM #13
I usually play male characters. It gets people that know me confused because they'll say "she" and "her" and other people will just be all confused. (Oy I'm tired and not making much sense tonight....but when do I ever?)
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2005-01-31, 9:39 PM #14
Wow...I mentioned that it's nice not having to stare at a males *** for hours on end . . .
but Mikus...sir Mikus...you may be taking it a little far ;)

...elipses!
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-01-31, 9:44 PM #15
I like big EARS and I cannot lie, you other gamers can't deny, when an elf walks in with glowing eyes and them long things in your face you get SPRUNG
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2005-01-31, 9:49 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
I like big EARS and I cannot lie, you other gamers can't deny, when an elf walks in with glowing eyes and them long things in your face you get SPRUNG UP


O_O Whoa, there... For the good of everyone here, I think you should, err, cease and desist... :p
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2005-01-31, 9:59 PM #17
I always play female characters. It's just this thing I have.. *shrug*

Example: When playing RE:2 or 3, you could choose between a male and a female character, both with different storylines, etc.

Fish and I looked at each other, and without words, both knew we HAD to play the female campaign first. It's just how god meant life to be.
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2005-01-31, 10:06 PM #18
the nerd ratio has just gone up by about 6 points.
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2005-01-31, 10:13 PM #19
Don't get me wrong, I have no qualms about playing a female avatar as a male. However, I can't help but notice the insecurity emanating from those who use the "***-staring" argument. It really does sound very insecure.

Again, female toons are just fine, but that specific argument for them simply wreaks of insecurity.
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2005-01-31, 10:16 PM #20
Staring at armor plated gnome butt for the past 20 levels has me a little bothered, I want something with some more bounce, hence the huntress.

I don't play girls because I don't want to look at guys, I play girls because I want to look at girls.
2005-01-31, 10:21 PM #21
Well, granted; staring at gnome-butt at ALL is understandably disturbing. ;)
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2005-02-01, 1:20 AM #22
I generally play female characters... not because I like staring at the in game models, though, I just prefer role-playing 'em... *shrug*
2005-02-01, 1:25 AM #23
i generally pick male characters...
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2005-02-01, 4:25 AM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
Well, granted; staring at gnome-butt at ALL is understandably disturbing. ;)


You can't even see their butt. It's practically dragging on the ground they are so short. How long are their legs? 10 cm?
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2005-02-01, 4:29 AM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by happydud
Example: When playing RE: 1 or 2, you could choose between a male and a female character, both with different storylines, etc.


Fixed.

I usually chose characters depending on my mood for RPGs.
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2005-02-01, 4:31 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
Don't get me wrong, I have no qualms about playing a female avatar as a male. However, I can't help but notice the insecurity emanating from those who use the "***-staring" argument. It really does sound very insecure.

Again, female toons are just fine, but that specific argument for them simply wreaks of insecurity.


I play a female... And nobody says I do this "***-staring" thing because it's a tauren.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-02-01, 4:50 AM #27
You really have to wonder why there are so few Elves when seemingly all of their women are smokin' hot (and do everything, apparently, with an amazing amount of sluttification... take a look at almost any of their animations). Then you look at the Night Elf men, and realize they're all pretty gay. Then you put two and two together.

Orc women can be pretty good, but more often than not they're atrocious. I still think Tauren women should have udders, and then amount of jiggling with the undead women is frightening...

http://img142.exs.cx/img142/1904/yay0ve.jpg

Damn you Alliance fools and all your hot women. :(

(PS - http://www.wowrankings.com/viewb.htm?id=10916 )
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2005-02-01, 5:37 AM #28
Alyx Vance > any female from any RPG
Stuff
2005-02-01, 5:39 AM #29
she isnt chinese but has a nice arse
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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-02-01, 5:42 AM #30
That's scary, Gonk.

Some of the higher level armor you can get as a female Night Elf, well if you like that whole dominatrix thing... Yah.
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2005-02-01, 5:48 AM #31
WTFBASKET Gonk.
Created 10 days ago (~240 hours)
In game hours 391.

Have you been warping time again?
2005-02-01, 6:12 AM #32
Quote:
I concur with your assessment, JediGandalf. Shall we commit the man to the asylum?

He's already on Massassi... what better asylum exists?:p
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2005-02-01, 8:56 AM #33
It's a crazy house in here...
2005-02-01, 9:09 AM #34
I play female in *all* games when given a chance. I always play as Jan in JO and JA. Female whenever I get the chance \m/
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2005-02-01, 9:17 AM #35
O_o
2005-02-01, 9:29 AM #36
For the love of god, someone please take Mikus to a strip joint! >.<
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2005-02-01, 9:39 AM #37
In his case it could even be an old biker chick.
2005-02-01, 9:52 AM #38
I games like BG2 and Fallout 2, I always found playing a female character allowed for more entertaining dialogue options.
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2005-02-01, 10:27 AM #39
i like boobies
Moo.
2005-02-01, 12:58 PM #40
You're in the wrong place for that bud.
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