http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

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MR. GRUFF: "Bah! I don't believe in anything! I'm staying home on Sunday!" (says a goat with a bath robe and a cup of coffee)

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(To a an elephant that is dressed in a hinduish fashion) "Hey, Habu... How many gods do you have?"

HABU: "I don't know! I lost count!"

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"My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "z" is for "zealousness," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm."

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"My friend Bomby the Bombardier Beetle can shoot boiling-hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?" (says a moth to a giraffe scientist)

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I'm divided as to whether it's a joke or not. The boiling hot toxic chemicals seems awfully farcical, but... I dunno...

hahah...that's great!



oh no! be sure to keep clear of Satan's four most commmon weapons: women, money, ice cream, and sleep!!


the artwork gallery is pretty funny, too..

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[This message has been edited by Katt (edited April 23, 2004).]

Wouldn't that be the point?

Funny anyway.


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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

LOL ,

the best one is about the T-Rex..

on a side note, I never seen some much BS on one site before

Clicking on the lamb on that first page was enough for me...

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gree gree.

[This message has been edited by Murc XIII (edited April 23, 2004).]

"Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word."

Hahahahaha!

Oh yes, I do that ALL the time. You best stay clear of me.

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Pft, that page is even insultive to atheists.

That has to be the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

Another group of zealots giving religion a bad name thereby furthering my dislike for it. If I didn't know any better, I'd go down stairs right now while my kids are eating breakfast and start teaching them that there is no god and that as long as they are good people they have nothing to fear (that being the law of man and nature).

And some religious people claim that public schools try to brainwash kids by teaching them science in grade 7. Religions get thier claws in at birth. Man.

That site is awful. My oldest boy came home on Monday with an invitation to go to curch with his friends family. I looked at Jenn and we both said no immediately.

I'm not crotchety. As a matter of fact, my boss in the kitchen at Montana's told me I smile too much even though I'm 35 and washing dishes.

I have to stop... I could go on for a LONG time.

[edit] and kind of funny too if it weren't so disgusting.

And there is boiling hot toxic chemical anal spitting beetles out there. The boiling hot part is from the exothermic chemical reaction of 2 chemicals mixing while being spit.

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[This message has been edited by Darth Evad (edited April 23, 2004).]

you know after reading the atheist part again I noticed 2 things the kind of make me sad/worried

"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!"

Its nice to know the people who made/support that website see me(an atheist) no better then a crimal..

and when you add this part its becomes a bit scarly

"Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."

Its nice to know I need to be 'handled' or dealt with

and also by the sounds of it "Very advanced witnessing techniques" seems to mean brainwashing

now lets add the two parts togather its a bit scarly


"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL(report to) A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!"

Very advanced witnessing(brainwashing) techniques are needed for these grouches(crimals). Let the adults handle them(!)."

I thought the whole thing was kinda cute. Haha, but a bit "overboard."

Haha! I clicked the lamb. "W00000! Jesus loves me!"

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http://objective.jesussave.us/godlyflag.html

Their proposed new flag haha:


nah the site is a joke-site(check the guest-book), but it's bloody hilarious all the same

That site is a parody/joke, so you can all calm down now. Its been around for a while, I remember finding it a while ago and being just as disturbed, until I found out it was fake.



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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

WTF is this?

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

Prepare to be blown away.

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[19:59] Happy "Liar liar" dud: This is arguably one of the lowest points in my life.
[20:00] Happy "Liar liar" dud: I'm sitting here infront of my two computers wearing shorts and with no shirt, eating potato salad and orange juice, debating the existance of pants.

...please tell me I'm not the only one who didn't understand what the hell that site is talking about...

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That was very weird...

I found this interesting though...



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Sweet irony...

Dammit dud, timecubes are the one true Way! All else is heresy! Don't buy into the round-clockiests lies!!

Nothing however, > M is for Murder:


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