...you've got a new goal

What?

YOUR FACE

See? No one knows anything but Bohemian Rhapsody.

What about Queen?

Nor should they.

"And you’re rushing headlong out of control..."

Excuse me?

No, excuse me.

I see a little silhouette of a man.. PALPATINE! PALPATINE!

Oh, that's right, you're a metalhead. Nevermind.

I heard that Queen is doing a reunion tour. What a joke (the tour, not the band).

Yeah... Especially considering that whole thing about how Mercury died in 1991 from AIDS....

I suppose they could always replace him with Dio...

Can you imagine that?

Dio has rocked for a long, long time,
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wildebeests and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.

It's time to pass the torch,
You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you.
We're takin' you to a home,
But we will sing a song about you.

And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of.
You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow!
Your sauce will mix with ours,
And we'll make a good goulash baby.
Dio, time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter to me.
And a smaller one for KG.
Go! Go! Dio! Dio!

I know Bohemian Rhapsody pretty well, and I can guess pretty well at Another One Bites the Dust.

Is this one even Queen?

I don't know every lyric to every song.

Yes it is SMOCK, and I'm a saddo, and know pretty much all the lyrics to most of their songs.

...you've got a new goal.

I only posted this one because I was listening to it.

Where are we up to now?

And you're rushing headlong, and there ain't no stopping

Bill Bailey - "Unisex Chip Shop"

I used to buy my chips...
from an opression chip shop regime.
The girl who worked there...
she seemed happy...
But I knew it was not what it seemed.

"Would you like Salt & Vinegar?"...
Is what that made her say.
But in the language of the Ghetto..
That means "Help I'm a woman in chains"

I wanted to FREE her...
In my dreams I would SEE her
Running naked in the woods round Raynhem
If I had some tigers I'd train 'em
...
To protect her
...
From the sexual facism that was lurkin'...
Round The Gherkin.

Yeh!

I'd lean across the counter...
And we would talk.
I carved the name "Debbie"...
On a little wodden fork

But into the shop, came a skinhead gang
They snatched the fork, from my hand
Debbie, she looked at me...
To assert my masculinity...

I said "OI"

They said "WHAT!!!"

I said.... "nothing"

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I heard Paul Rodgers (Free) was replacing Freddie.

(Edited for Martyn's sanity :p)

GAH! It's FREDDIE!

Sorry, the constant misspelling of his name in the music forum was pissing me off...

John Deacon (afak) wants nowt to do with them anymore, says it won't be the same without Freddie. So I'm guessing it's just people making up stories that they want to hear.

And believe me, I want to hear it more than most.

Sorry, I'm not much of a Queen fan. I was just sharing something I'd heard

Didn't mean to see my arse and have a go, but the spelling thing (from the music forum) was driving me nuts!

As for the tour, I'd love it to be true more than anyone, I just know better than to get my hope up, it's been said before...

I stand corrected Livid! They are going on tour (3 dates) with indeed Paul Rodgers - there's one UK gig at the Brixton Academy, sold out and two dates in Europe.

Damn I wish I'd known

[EDIT]

Having read the press conference, there are actually going to be NINE UK dates

And the Brxton gig was Lottery ticket entry to fan club members only, so that's fair enough.

I'm going to see this if it kills me.