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The Massassian...
2005-02-03, 11:36 AM #1
Finally got around to backing up these timeless classics created by the one and only Jeff Walters. (Insert language warning here to please Maeve)

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/images/massassian.jpg
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/images/massassian2.jpg
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/images/massassian3.jpg

Enjoy. Especially if you've yet to see them.
2005-02-03, 11:39 AM #2
can we get some more of them?
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-02-03, 11:40 AM #3
// Nostalgia seizure.
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2005-02-03, 11:42 AM #4
I'd not read the 3rd one. :) Bravo.
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2005-02-03, 11:51 AM #5
hehehehe I love these
2005-02-03, 11:57 AM #6
"God concedes failure at elana crossword puzzle"

....ahahahahahaha.....sorry :P
2005-02-03, 12:01 PM #7
Issue 2 is god. I just love the jab at Friend14 and the article about the archenemy. Gold. :)
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2005-02-03, 12:07 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by clan ruthervain
can we get some more of them?


Well Jaiph disappeared, and the third one has "Final issue dedicated to Mada, hope you're having a chuckle wherever you are, mate" on it, so it's unlikely.
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2005-02-03, 12:17 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
Issue 2 is god. I just love the jab at Friend14 and the article about the archenemy. Gold. :)


Seconded. Issue 2 rules.

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<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2005-02-03, 12:35 PM #10
ROLF!!!!! at my crossword puzzle! i hadent seen this issue!

This searulsy made my day.
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2005-02-03, 12:50 PM #11
They're so well done. Good times. :)
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2005-02-03, 1:24 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Elana14
ROLF!!!!! ...

This searulsy made my day.


Gold :p
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-02-03, 1:30 PM #13
*slaps forehead*

> i spell phenetically, and am dislexic, and am horrable at typing

i'm gonna go turn in my english paper now.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-02-03, 1:40 PM #14
These are downright hilarious. When did they come out anyway?
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2005-02-03, 1:44 PM #15
This is damn hilarious. :D :D :D :D :D :D
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2005-02-03, 1:55 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Elana14
*slaps forehead*

> i spell phenetically, and am dislexic, and am horrable at typing

i'm gonna go turn in my english paper now.


If you spell phonetically, then I'd hate to hear how you talk. :p

Anyway, I really wish there more of these. They are great :D
2005-02-03, 2:06 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by Yecti
I'd not read the 3rd one. :) Bravo.


yeah where is the X-Mas one?
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2005-02-03, 2:09 PM #18
:) :(
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2005-02-03, 3:38 PM #19
I remember most all of those events, but this is the first time I've seen the paper. Bless the awesomeness of Jeff Walters.
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2005-02-03, 3:56 PM #20
We should have a page on Massassi that stores classic "things," as well as threads, from the community. That would rock.
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2005-02-03, 4:04 PM #21
"'Everybody Loves Ubuu' ratings disaster"? Isn't that because Ubuu sucks?
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2005-02-03, 4:08 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by G-Man
yeah where is the X-Mas one?


You mean the second one? With the santa hat? And the article about santa? And the poll of what massassians want for xmas?

:p
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2005-02-03, 4:26 PM #23
yeh where is i cant find it either
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-02-03, 5:05 PM #24
Those are pretty cool.
2005-02-03, 5:29 PM #25
I wish I was more active around that time.
2005-02-03, 5:32 PM #26
I used to have a GREAT thread transcript. I don't remember exactly who it was between, but it might have been Burrie and Maeve. Anyway, there was a date set for ~70 years in the future (the time it would have taken for the guy to run) and they were going to go to the park, catch frisbees with their dentures, and compare brands of adult diapers. Unfortunately, I think I lost it in a reformat somewhere along the line. :(
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Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-02-03, 5:47 PM #27
:eek: :eek: :eek:

I have no idea what you're talking about....
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2005-02-03, 5:50 PM #28
Damn, maybe it wasn't you then. I really wish I still had that transcript. :(
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-02-03, 6:17 PM #29
"God Concedes Failure At Elana Word Puzzle."
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2005-02-04, 2:21 AM #30
I said it then and I'll say it again: "classic, simply classic :D". As far as vintage massassi nostalgia goes, these have to be kept ;). Very funny and (mostly ;)) accurate observations of some of the massassi highlights during that period :p. Heck, they always got a laugh and a chuckle out of me :D

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