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Mac video
2004-04-22, 12:14 PM #1
I found this hilarious movie about how "Macs are so great"

*WARNING*
There is some strong language in it, so if cursing offends you, don't watch it.
*WARNING*

http://aj.sgcentral.net/macssuck.wmv



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2004-04-22, 12:36 PM #2
Oh wow, I loved this.



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* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
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2004-04-22, 12:41 PM #3
hahahahahh that is the best anti-mac vid ever

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2004-04-22, 1:01 PM #4
hate to say it, but thats old :P
still funny though

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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-04-22, 1:13 PM #5
YES!

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Run Away!!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-04-22, 1:26 PM #6
Damnit, and its in a format that doesn't work on macs. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-04-22, 1:27 PM #7
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Eversor:
Damnit, and its in a format that doesn't work on macs. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]</font>
The definition of irony.



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2004-04-22, 1:28 PM #8
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Eversor:
Damnit, and its in a format that doesn't work on macs. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Do not weep, there's a Mac OS X version of VideoLAN: http://www.videolan.org/

Edit:
I won't bother pointing out all the flaws, I'll just let Brian Tiemann do it instead:
http://www.grotto11.com/blog/archive/1045763753.shtml

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow

[This message has been edited by Mano (edited April 22, 2004).]
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-04-22, 3:06 PM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Omicron88:
The definition of irony.

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Actually, it's not. The definition of irony would be if it was a .mov file. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-22, 3:22 PM #10
The red vs Blue mac gamers one it better!http://www.redvsblue.com/appleswitch.shtml

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The Gas Station
2004-04-22, 4:54 PM #11
Damn, I was going to post that. Oh, and that had to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while, especially since I've been forced to make a PowerPoint presentation for school on a Mac.

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2004-04-22, 5:00 PM #12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Good game all. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-22, 5:04 PM #13
Hahaha. yeah. It's old but every bit is true. I had to work with macs all the way up to high school, and it's not fun. Gotta love the boat anchor part.

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2004-04-23, 4:17 AM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cazor:
H It's old but every bit is true. </font>


It's not :P


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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-04-23, 6:28 AM #15
old, not funny and not true.

if he did it all on a Mac... why is it freaking WMV???
i *hate* WMV
give me avi, mov, mkv, ogm... ANYTHING but PLEASE no wmv =/

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2004-04-23, 6:55 AM #16
...erm... macs are superior to a windows based pc...

that's my opinion.

this video obviously shows he doesnt know anything about macs. the command key and the period key are right next to each other.

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2004-04-23, 7:51 AM #17
OLD NEWZ!

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2004-04-23, 4:08 PM #18
Please... If you honestly believe that your Windows based PC is any better than a Mac just because it's what a vast majority of the world uses and all your programs are on it, you need to take another look.

If I could afford the Mac I wanted, I would seriously ditch the PC I'm using now. And it's not the box that's making it prohibitively expensive, it's the 23" Cinema Display. At least on a Mac I wouldn't have to put up with a constant plague of Viruses, Worms, Spyware (I'm not saying the Mac platform doesn't have it, I've just never heard anyone having it bad.), and all the other joyfull Internet monstrosities. Oh, and my stability and uptime would be better too. I've only managed to kill our humble little iMac 10 times since we bought it 3 years ago. I KNOW how to kill a computer. The fact that I've only crashed the iMac 10 times in 3 years should prove to some how stable it is. Compare that to the several hundred times I've crashed my PC in the last 3 years.

Why am I continuing this? It's not like any of you give a ****. You're all too biased to see anything aside from what's shown to you.

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2004-04-23, 6:51 PM #19
....and at school we use eMacs and everyone of them crashes daily, and we arn't even allowed to do anything on them besides Word and power Point.

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Run Away!!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-04-23, 6:57 PM #20
Can't we all just agree that we're all currently using the appropriate OS for our personal needs? We wouldn't be using them if we weren't. So drop it.

Anyway, about all the incorrect or retarded arguments against macs: just as many retarded or incorrect arguments are used by everyone against every platform, ESPECIALLY windows.

Also, phoenix, if you know how to crash a computer, you should know how NOT to crash a computer, and as such, you should not EVER crash it. Since you have managed to crash it multiple times, I submit that you aren't as knowledgable as you think.
Also, *****ing about bias in an argument unless you're talking about an outside source is just stupid. OF COURSE THEY'RE BIASED, if they weren't, they WOULDN'T BE ARGUING.

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2004-04-23, 7:21 PM #21
The school computers we use have the same restrictions imposed on them and crash daily as well. This is more than likely the school screwing something up. I've had to work around enough bloody blocks and lockdowns this year that are unneeded and stupid.

Of course I know how NOT TO CRASH A COMPUTER. But you know, you have to LEARN what not to do so you DON'T crash the computer. The crashes I refered to? I know how to prevent most all of them all. But if I so wanted, I could bring it down any time I wanted to. The iMac on the other hand seems to be ALOT more resilient. Things that you'd think would crash it don't. It's interesting really, becasue I've brought the thing to it's knees before and expected it to die at any second and it virtually never does.

Yea, their biased. I expect them to be. But if you're going to debate something, don't do it blindly. Listen to the other side and try to understand it. Do a little of your OWN research. Form your OWN opinion. I think half the people at Massassi don't bother to do any of that.

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--End of Line--
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