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CAUTION: Fake women with Fake Boobies!

2005-02-04, 12:45 PM #1

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

This is pretty gross. The worst part is the picture...

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/02/04/silicone.death.ap/index.html

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2005-02-04, 12:47 PM #2

AKPiggott

Grandmaster of Cool

Posts: 1,252

I saw a transvestite in Soho the other day, it was the scariest thing I've ever seen. A man with half his face covered in brown eyeshadow, it looked like Emperor Palpatine in a woman's wig.

Xbox Live/PlayStation Network/Steam: tone217
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2005-02-04, 12:48 PM #3

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

A guy came into Cracker Barrel a couple months back with a dress on, and some make up. The thing was, he wasn't trying to be a woman. He was obviously a man, with almost no hair on his head and being middle aged. And it wasn't some prank either.

A few years ago this guy came into the bank where I go to and was wearing a dress. He lost a bet.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-02-04, 12:51 PM #4

AKPiggott

Grandmaster of Cool

Posts: 1,252

That's weird, another time (also in London, but not Soho) I saw a completely bald guy in a light blue dress leaning against a lampost outside a pub with this cheesy grin fixated on his face.

I should stop going to London, it's warping my mind.

Xbox Live/PlayStation Network/Steam: tone217
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2005-02-04, 12:52 PM #5

Nightwind

Inadequate Member

Posts: 847

Disgust.

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...

2005-02-04, 12:54 PM #6

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwind
Disgust.

...you didnt HAVE to click!

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2005-02-04, 1:02 PM #7

Nightwind

Inadequate Member

Posts: 847

Quote:

Originally posted by Schming
...you didnt HAVE to click!

No, no, no... :p I was not ticked about that - I'm ticked at that fool who committed the crime. Although that pic WAS just wrong...

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...

2005-02-04, 1:02 PM #8

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Yeah.... well I'm a fake woman with real boobies!

...somehow.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-02-04, 1:05 PM #9

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwind
No, no, no... :p I was not ticked about that - I'm ticked at that fool who committed the crime. Although that pic WAS just wrong...

Yeah, because it was ALL his fault. :rolleyes:

The dumbass who removed himself from the gene pool by voluntarily having someone inject him with industrial-class silicone had NOTHING to do with it. Gotcha.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2005-02-04, 1:08 PM #10

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

*puke*

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-02-04, 1:11 PM #11

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Holy hell.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2005-02-04, 1:23 PM #12

Nightwind

Inadequate Member

Posts: 847

Quote:

Originally posted by Freelancer
Yeah, because it was ALL his fault. The dumbass who removed himself from the gene pool by voluntarily having someone inject him with industrial-class silicone had NOTHING to do with it. Gotcha.

No, it wasn't ALL his fault, I never said that, but he did have a major hand in it. The genius who had himself voluntarily injected certainly got his...

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...

2005-02-04, 1:37 PM #13

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Sadly, I'm not shocked by that at all.

Pissed Off?

2005-02-04, 2:20 PM #14

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

i know black women who look just like that. i was slightly confused by the picture.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2005-02-04, 2:22 PM #15

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

So wait... it's not a woman... oh crap... I need a shower.

2005-02-04, 2:22 PM #16

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Quote:

Originally posted by Schming
The worst part is the picture...

That's nothing compared to what we saw in Human Sexuality.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2005-02-04, 2:40 PM #17

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Back at my summer job, some guy got dared to come into work wearing a dress. He did, and he wore it all day too. I never quite understood how wearing a dress in a factory didn't violate some sort of safety regulation.

Stuff

2005-02-04, 3:11 PM #18

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

I wore a rather short dress in my speech class my sophomore year in high school.

I wish I had pictures to share with you all. You know you want to see them.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-02-04, 3:46 PM #19

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Yeah.... well I'm a fake woman with real boobies!

...somehow.

Manboobies!!!!

I wonder if these industrial silicone pumpings could make my testicles look even bigger?

2005-02-04, 3:59 PM #20

CygnusX

Gettin' Cyggy With It

Posts: 288

[http://www.jedilegacy.net/zul/img/zullyinadress.gif]

Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

2005-02-04, 4:11 PM #21

Rogue Leader

I've got about 78¢. Is that enough?

Posts: 1,548

Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL
I wore a rather short dress in my speech class my sophomore year in high school.

I wish I had pictures to share with you all. You know you want to see them.

What exactly was that speech about, pray tell? :p

Life is beautiful.

2005-02-04, 8:54 PM #22

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

The Crying Game.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-02-04, 10:55 PM #23

BoricuaDelight

wannabe cam..girl..

Posts: 1,919

Quote:

Originally posted by MechWarrior
So wait... it's not a woman... oh crap... I need a shower.

imma pretend I didnt just read that....

2005-02-05, 10:07 AM #24

Bounty Hunter 4 hire

Thinks we have dignity.

Posts: 2,099

That's horiffic.

Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

2005-02-05, 11:19 AM #25

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by Rogue Leader
What exactly was that speech about, pray tell? :p

"How to turn a man into a woman." It was my girlfriend's speech, I was the test subject. Plus I got paid 10 bucks.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-02-05, 12:14 PM #26

Ewoklover

"Ewwwwww..."o

Posts: 1,398

yech!:eek:

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2005-02-05, 9:13 PM #27

Final_Hope__

After me, all is lost

Posts: 896

What the fu- .....

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

2005-02-06, 7:31 AM #28

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Quote:

Originally posted by BoricuaDelight
imma pretend I didnt just read that....

Probably for the best.