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Quick cash?
2005-02-06, 2:21 PM #1
I need $1800. I make, on average, about 50 dollars per week. Is there any way that you all can think of augmenting this (other than selling my soul) income so I can get my one point eight grand quickly?
2005-02-06, 2:22 PM #2
Do you really need two kidneys?
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2005-02-06, 2:22 PM #3
heroin sales
2005-02-06, 2:30 PM #4
Excellent ideas. Keep them coming.
2005-02-06, 2:32 PM #5
Sell your body to desperate (housewives?) anything/anyone.
2005-02-06, 2:34 PM #6
Sell saberopus.
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2005-02-06, 2:38 PM #7
sell some stuff
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2005-02-06, 2:40 PM #8
Ebay. Set things with Buy It Now prices that are reasonable and have short auction times.
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2005-02-06, 2:45 PM #9
Get a real job? I mean, most people make $50 in a single shift, even on minimum wage. How the hell do you only make $50 in a week?
2005-02-06, 2:45 PM #10
Because I work 7.5 hours a week.

That is after self-employment tax and savings. Contracting.
2005-02-06, 3:00 PM #11
Find a website with a bad design, make up a mockup and contact the owners of the site offering your services. If they're a business they should be willing to fork out about $500 for a nice design from an amateur.
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2005-02-06, 3:01 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Hebedee
Because I work 7.5 hours a week.

That is after self-employment tax and savings. Contracting.


Ok, so work more.
2005-02-06, 3:02 PM #13
Sell yourself out to 1,000 fat chicks for $100 a piece.

Or 100 fat chicks for $1,000 a piece.











.......








What?



Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay.
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2005-02-06, 3:05 PM #14
Family Guy applies to everything. :D

Work more. Get another job. Medical experiments. Pick pocketing. Bounty Hunter.
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2005-02-06, 3:12 PM #15
I heard you can get $60,000 donating a testicle. I mean, you only need one.
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2005-02-06, 3:13 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Hebedee
(other than selling my soul)


Ahem, your soul is not yours to sell. It has been the property of Massassi since 03-08-2000 . :p

Put a classified ad in the paper: Need money fast. Will do almost anything. Contact: --- --- ---- .

Personally, I like Avenger's bounty hunting idea.
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2005-02-06, 3:49 PM #17
Step 1: Buy a package of 500 sheets of printer paper
Step 2: Scan both sides of a 20 dollar bill
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!
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2005-02-06, 4:51 PM #18
Donate sperm or plasma. As long as you don't have any diseases, you can make some money every couple weeks.
2005-02-06, 5:32 PM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ
Find a website with a bad design, make up a mockup and contact the owners of the site offering your services. If they're a business they should be willing to fork out about $500 for a nice design from an amateur.


[url]www.enc.edu[/url]

The designer's website looks just as ugly. I forget the url tho.

2005-02-06, 6:56 PM #20
Of course my soul isn't for selling. That's why I restricted it.

Good idea Detty, I actually do have some gigs lined up for that. Design is my favorite thing to do.

Thanks for the suggestions, guys.
2005-02-06, 7:00 PM #21
Get a real job?
2005-02-06, 7:02 PM #22
$8.50 per hour is the best a 16 year old can get in this area, as far as I know.

I know I could work more. I plan on it.
2005-02-06, 11:09 PM #23
This thread > all other threads.
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2005-02-06, 11:12 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Hebedee
$8.50 per hour is the best a 16 year old can get in this area, as far as I know.

I know I could work more. I plan on it.


That's more than you're making now. ****, that's more than I'm making now, ***.
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2005-02-06, 11:24 PM #25
Drug testing.
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2005-02-06, 11:37 PM #26
Collect aluminum cans.
Get paying gigs with your musical talent.
2005-02-08, 5:44 PM #27
I actually am earning $8.50. And Wuss, that is a good idea. Jazz gigs are in short supply these days, though, but when they come, they often bring a lot of cash for a short performance.

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