Okay people, this phrase is why skim reading is BAAAAAAAD.

[Edit: I wasn't getting at you, Gnostica. I misread it as something funny is all.]

Im sorry that skim reading is baddd but you know if you really wanted to hear what people had to say then you would read the whole thing

:p

Hi and welcome to the massassi temple. I see that i am late and have already had your soul extracted and other sorts of niceties, so i will skip all of that introduction. Well, it's wonderful to have another girl here at the massassi temple, what are we up to 6?... 6?! that's a wonderful and great number. Alright, lets move on with the tour. As we enter the great all, please allow your elbo to be 'cleaned' by the Massassi Brute Squad, there really gentle dont worry. And please note that there are 4 tables set up; Admins and Mods, Old Farts, Regular forum members, and Lerkers. please seat yourself according for the time being... it is allowed to move tables later, if you find your self in need of that.

A word of warning. Dont eat the cookies, for thay are as prizes to be charished and won; also, dont eat the stale crackers in the 3rd bin down. Yes, thay have been sitting there for over 3 years, i dont advise eating them.... but feel free to throw them as ninja stars in a cantina braul. i found out last week that God conceeded falure at my Cross Word Puzzle; so if you cant figure out what this post said, then your problly not alone.

well thank you for the welcome. No i understood in some mysterious way. At least i know some one thinks on the same level as I do. Thank you for the showing me around. I think ill fit in but, starting a new generation of tables. I have still to name it but in due time and my cookies will have sprinkles and will not be old. I pronounce a new beginning. It will be passed down from generation to generation. If you can understand what im saying then i give you a thumbs up but to all that don't maybe one day you will be able to understand the wonderful world of make believe. yay. Does a little jig.

Really...

I actually thought the same thing at 1st, Evil_Giraffe.... oh the shame!!

/swipes one of Gnostica's sprinkely cookies of goodness

well thanks, sorry its not good enough. Maybe one day i will blow you away with some actual good skim reading material, or maybe not. who knows?

Think about it babe... of course yer not a guy, so you'd prolly never misread that...

yeah i guess you may be right, but just because im not a guy doesn't mean that i can't misread things. i've done my share of misreading.

Whoa! I just realized I can't read anything that doesn't have punctuation

(NOTA BENE: This is not criticism of anyone but me)

I couldn't read those first couple of posts at all because they had no punctuation. It must be that I skim from punctuation mark to punctuation mark and kind of pick up things in between. Bad news when there are no punctuation marks though!

I must learn to read better!