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George W Bush, Episode II
2005-02-07, 10:11 PM #1
This Video is uhhhh, well, uhhhh, I don't know how to explain it.
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2005-02-07, 10:20 PM #2
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
2005-02-07, 10:34 PM #3
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?


That is clever. lol
>>untie shoes
2005-02-07, 10:45 PM #4
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?


Lol!
2005-02-07, 10:55 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?


Hah.
一个大西瓜
2005-02-08, 6:29 AM #6
*yawn*


How many former Clinton Administration people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


None. Clinton is the only one allowed to do the screwing in that administration.


Whee - gross generalities can be fun!!! :rolleyes:
*Joren, Legend, Alleged Egomaniac, Thread-Killer, 3-time Ban Recipient, and 6th Grade Spelling Champ*
2005-02-08, 9:34 AM #7
I get it! He had sex!
2005-02-08, 10:08 AM #8
I get it too wuss! :)
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-02-08, 10:34 AM #9
[http://256.com/gray/thoughts/2003/20030324/episode_2.jpg]
Stuff
2005-02-08, 11:41 AM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?


<3
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-02-08, 5:24 PM #11
Some of the sound effects were perfectly synchronized with some of the footage.
2005-02-08, 5:32 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
[http://256.com/gray/thoughts/2003/20030324/episode_2.jpg]

whats with saddam's gut?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-02-08, 5:36 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Joren DarkStar
*yawn*


How many former Clinton Administration people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


None. Clinton is the only one allowed to do the screwing in that administration.



haha! Its funny because we are mocking the actual administration and the way they do buisness. And clinton got a blowjob. AHAHAHA.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2005-02-08, 6:06 PM #14
this thread rocks - joren & fishstickz!!! :angermadnessrage:

:D
2005-02-08, 7:01 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
whats with saddam's gut?

He was pregnant.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2005-02-08, 8:39 PM #16
Is Saddam in that picture pregnant.......pregnant WITH LUKE AND LEIA!! OMG EPISODE III SPOILER
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2005-02-08, 8:59 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

This man wins! :D

That video was just, well, I feel stupider for watching it...
Quote:
Originally posted by mscbuck
Is Saddam in that picture pregnant.......pregnant WITH LUKE AND LEIA!! OMG EPISODE III SPOILER

:p
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-02-08, 11:17 PM #18
I love you guys.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-02-08, 11:32 PM #19
As for the video, it was completely stupid.
2005-02-09, 4:11 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?


No it's like this:

Q. How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change the bulb and one to find the absolute worst bulb on the market and pay 25 times what it's worth.

(Thanks for the stupid trillion dollar medicaid bill, Bush.)
:rolleyes:

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