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Open Source Beer
2005-02-09, 4:09 AM #1
http://www.voresoel.dk/main.php?id=70

Pretty neat idea :p
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2005-02-09, 4:19 AM #2
Well now I want to try it. But there's no way I can be arsed to make my own!
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2005-02-09, 4:20 AM #3
Liquor > Beer

I want some open source VODKA.
2005-02-09, 4:23 AM #4
Step 1: gather potatoes
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Vodka!
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2005-02-09, 4:24 AM #5
I'd totally kill myself by accident trying to do some crap like that. :P
2005-02-09, 4:32 AM #6
beer sucks almost as much as AIDS, tastes like... congealed urine! you cant beat a good Whisky&Lemonade, or VodkaRedBull, or White Russian!!! Da!!!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-02-09, 4:35 AM #7
Now Redbull, THATS what tastes like URINE.


You suck.

One needs not add something uneeded to an already GREAT alcoholic beverage.

Sissy.

;)
2005-02-09, 4:53 AM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob

Sissy.

;)


in 10 years time, you will have a beer gut, and I will still be teh sexor. muahaha
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-02-09, 4:56 AM #9
yes, because beer is the only alchohol that is fattening....
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2005-02-09, 5:04 AM #10
Meh.. I got so sick of Vodka Red Bull about two years ago because a local Wetherspoons pub used to sell it really cheap. Hardly drank it since.
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2005-02-09, 5:05 AM #11
My calorie conscious friend told me that lager is more fattening than bitter.

That makes me happy, even though I don't care! :D
2005-02-09, 5:11 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by clan ruthervain
in 10 years time, you will have a beer gut, and I will still be teh sexor. muahaha


And in ten years I'll probably also be teh marrayed and you will still be teh awkw@rd and single.

:D
2005-02-09, 6:16 AM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
And in ten years I'll probably also be teh marrayed and you will still be teh awkw@rd and single.

:D

ZING !!!!!!!

I'd really like to try some of this beer. It makes me want to make "pure" ethanol again. :D
2005-02-09, 6:57 AM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by maevie
yes, because beer is the only alchohol that is fattening....


:eek: wha? You mean I can still a beer gut with spirits?

thanks Rob, good luck with that marriage of yours :rolleyes:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-02-09, 7:23 AM #15
empty calories. no nutrition, but fattening.
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2005-02-09, 7:31 AM #16
i cant get fat anyway so no worries :p
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-02-09, 9:13 AM #17
Your metabolism won't remain that quick your entire life. :P
2005-02-09, 9:16 AM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by clan ruthervain
beer sucks almost as much as AIDS, tastes like... congealed urine! you cant beat a good Whisky&Lemonade, or VodkaRedBull, or White Russian!!! Da!!!


*smack!*

red wine rules all but beer is tastier than liquor. just dont drink american beer or cheap beer and you'll be ok. unless you drink just to get drunk, then that's completely different.
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2005-02-09, 9:43 AM #19
#include <beer.h>
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2005-02-09, 11:38 AM #20
Quote:
Your metabolism won't remain that quick your entire life. :P


Mine will:D I seem to follow the path of my uncle in the genetics department. He was a heavy drinker in his youth, and he's still going strong and skinny. Come to think of it, nobody on my mom's side has a beer gut *grabs a brewskie and chugs down*.

Beer is teh sex. I just got 25 litres of Prague Pilsner from the local u-brew, and it tastes divine. It's not all about getting drunk fast, for me. I like to savour the taste. Inebriation is just a pleasant side-effect:p
2005-02-09, 11:41 AM #21
I'm pretty sure you can get a drink that tastes just as good that is non-alcoholic. :rolleyes: It's not like alcohol has a real flavor of its own.
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2005-02-09, 11:58 AM #22
Beer can be quite tasty. I know that depending on my mood, I'll drink beer rather than liquor often. Also, American beer isn't bad, so long as it's not a macrobrewery (Budwieser) beer. Smaller companies such as Boulevard make very good (Unfiltered Wheat Beer > *) beer.
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2005-02-09, 12:08 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by maevie
yes, because beer is the only alchohol that is fattening....


I thought it was the yeast that caused the beer belly.
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2005-02-09, 12:23 PM #24
I don't think yeast does that. Yeast creates ethanol and carbon-monoxide through the fermentation process. It'll make you burp, but that's all the belly swelling that the yeast should specifically cause.
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2005-02-09, 12:58 PM #25
needs less beer, more rum
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2005-02-09, 1:19 PM #26
Quote:
I'm pretty sure you can get a drink that tastes just as good that is non-alcoholic. It's not like alcohol has a real flavor of its own.


Well, I've tried near beer, and I must that I think it tastes like rat piss (not that I've ever had THAT!...). The alcohol content changes the flavour considerably. Idealy, I like it to be at around 5.5 or 6.0%
2005-02-09, 1:42 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by clan ruthervain
beer sucks almost as much as AIDS, tastes like... congealed urine! you cant beat a good Whisky&Lemonade, or VodkaRedBull, or White Russian!!! Da!!!


QFT! he also has a good sense on drinks! good man *cheers*
2005-02-09, 1:46 PM #28
I might not be a beer person, but this WINS!
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2005-02-09, 2:01 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85
Mine will:D I seem to follow the path of my uncle in the genetics department. He was a heavy drinker in his youth, and he's still going strong and skinny. Come to think of it, nobody on my mom's side has a beer gut *grabs a brewskie and chugs down*.

Beer is teh sex. I just got 25 litres of Prague Pilsner from the local u-brew, and it tastes divine. It's not all about getting drunk fast, for me. I like to savour the taste. Inebriation is just a pleasant side-effect:p



You're not factoring in the fact you're a computer nerd, and your uncle/parents are too old to have been computer nerds!
2005-02-09, 2:58 PM #30
Heh, well the one programs for IBM, drinks like a fish, and is stick thin. I'm feelin' confident;)
2005-02-09, 3:02 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85
Well, I've tried near beer, and I must that I think it tastes like rat piss (not that I've ever had THAT!...). The alcohol content changes the flavour considerably. Idealy, I like it to be at around 5.5 or 6.0%


some dark beers have the alcohol up near 10%. You haven't lived until you've had that. Of course, it is bitter and tastes like rotten grain, but it gets you wasted fast if you chug it.
2005-02-09, 3:10 PM #32
The only high percentage beer I've tried has been Lucky Lager Force 10. Nasty stuff, but I suppose I'll have to give a chance to some of the more expensive ones. Definately not something to beer bong!
2005-02-09, 3:15 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
some dark beers have the alcohol up near 10%. You haven't lived until you've had that. Of course, it is bitter and tastes like rotten grain, but it gets you wasted fast if you chug it.


Shotgunning a beer is better.

Personally, I haven't had many type of beer and nothing really good. So I prefer to take liquor and mix it with something.
2005-02-09, 3:42 PM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
I'm pretty sure you can get a drink that tastes just as good that is non-alcoholic. :rolleyes: It's not like alcohol has a real flavor of its own.


No, it definitly does.
2005-02-09, 5:29 PM #35
I like pie.
2005-02-09, 7:03 PM #36
Kitten pie?
2005-02-09, 7:19 PM #37
Grapefruit juice. Mmm.
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2005-02-09, 7:20 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
some dark beers have the alcohol up near 10%. You haven't lived until you've had that. Of course, it is bitter and tastes like rotten grain, but it gets you wasted fast if you chug it.

Double B****rd from Stone Brewery? I've yet to try that. I have drank Arrogant B****rd Ale (7%). Yum.
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2005-02-09, 7:25 PM #39
"I like a cold because I get to do my favorite drug which is NyQuil. I love that stuff. What do the rest of you use, Robitussin? Robitussin why do you bother? Non-narcotic sissy pansy bull****! NyQuil's got the best thing I've ever read on a medicine package - 180 proof! It's the moonshine of medicine."
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2005-02-10, 5:14 AM #40
:P


I hate kids that drink cough medicine to "trip."


They're totally getting a placebo on that one. :P
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