Ian of course being ME.
So anyway... My Psychology class sucks. Alot. Badly. The teacher is boring and needs a therapist/psychologist himself. So, with 45 minutes remaining in the class today, with it becoming readily apparent that the man was just going to babble incessently the rest of the period, and in an effort to stay awake, I wrote a story.
Warning, slight insanity lies within.
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BEHOLD!
In the beginning, there was Bob. But Bob had a problem, for it was dark. "Confound it!" Shouted Bob as he stubbed his toes for the 169,854,312th time that day. It was then that Bob had a revelation, "I shall make LIGHT!" he shouted. And thus it was.
So Bob stumbled to the electrical outlet and plugged in his newly created light, and a magnificent brightness unlike any other filled the inky void. No longer would Bob stub his toes in the darkness, for now, he could see all!
Bob had created light, and it was good. This feeling of "good" made Bob happy. And so it was that Bob jumped for joy, prancing around the light whilst eating cheese and crackers. But the happiness was not to last.
As Bob ate and pranced, he began choking on his crackers. The choking lead to his staring into his newly created light, whereupon he became BLIND! And in his blind prancing, choking, and screaming, Bob tripped over the electrical cord and fell to the ground, shattering his skull.
As Bob lay dying on the floor, his mind raced to another revelation... Light sucks just as much as darkness, and both should be damned to hell for all eternity.
FIN.
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This is what excessive boredom can do to me. Everyone else I've showed it to has found it to be quite funny. Let's see what you guys think.
So anyway... My Psychology class sucks. Alot. Badly. The teacher is boring and needs a therapist/psychologist himself. So, with 45 minutes remaining in the class today, with it becoming readily apparent that the man was just going to babble incessently the rest of the period, and in an effort to stay awake, I wrote a story.
Warning, slight insanity lies within.
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BEHOLD!
In the beginning, there was Bob. But Bob had a problem, for it was dark. "Confound it!" Shouted Bob as he stubbed his toes for the 169,854,312th time that day. It was then that Bob had a revelation, "I shall make LIGHT!" he shouted. And thus it was.
So Bob stumbled to the electrical outlet and plugged in his newly created light, and a magnificent brightness unlike any other filled the inky void. No longer would Bob stub his toes in the darkness, for now, he could see all!
Bob had created light, and it was good. This feeling of "good" made Bob happy. And so it was that Bob jumped for joy, prancing around the light whilst eating cheese and crackers. But the happiness was not to last.
As Bob ate and pranced, he began choking on his crackers. The choking lead to his staring into his newly created light, whereupon he became BLIND! And in his blind prancing, choking, and screaming, Bob tripped over the electrical cord and fell to the ground, shattering his skull.
As Bob lay dying on the floor, his mind raced to another revelation... Light sucks just as much as darkness, and both should be damned to hell for all eternity.
FIN.
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This is what excessive boredom can do to me. Everyone else I've showed it to has found it to be quite funny. Let's see what you guys think.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
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