AOL says to forget the Troops?

Got this in the mail today:

But a quick glance to the back brought to my sight something pretty shocking and very crude.

(edited out personal info and a buncha numbers)

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

Um... alert the FBI.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

O_o

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

First, it was AOL = America On-Line.
Then, it was AOL = America On Lag.
Now, AOL = Anti Osama League.

(Saddam doesn't fit for "O", so I chose my uncle instead.)

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Titan A.E.

Words of wisdom:
"l33t 1s g00d 1n sm4ll d0s3s,
but 1t 1s 4 drug, 4nd drugz 4r3 3v1l!"

I hate AOL spam.

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EvilMagic.net: Brian's Web Log

HAHAHHAHA: "Now AOL makes all internet connections better!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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"The future is not determined by a throw of the dice, but is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."
I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...
Make Sorrowind Worthwhile... join it! http://sorrowind.net

mabye it is just a BIG coincidence.

<_<
>_>

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
Jon`C:Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)-@%

Riiight. I had AOL 8.0, upgraded to 9.0 "optimized". There was ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE in my conncection speed. AT ALL!!

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

What they mean is that after you've had AOL, everything else seems so much better!

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

The yellow man looks like he's fleeing...

i refuse to install 9.0 on this computer...

8.0 is already enough of a bloated resource hog

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

Why don't you switch to a real ISP, then? It's so much better on the other side.
A client of mine has AOL and I cringe inside when I have to do work at his house on it...

It hurts to go from real DSL to a dumbed-down dial-up connection. The guy was running a spyware-infested copy of win98, too, which meant popups every five minutes. I'm going to help him reinstall win98 this week (he's using an old comp, and i don't think it could handle winxp and have resources left over for anything else)



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Yeah I know it's likely the result of a random generator, but it's pretty screwed up for a time like this. Especially if it was sent to a soldier's family that was lost in the war. I mainly have a beef with it because you get this sort of thing even if you don't request it in any way.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

Pagewizard: Windows 2000

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http://www.sporkaudio.com

Up to 5 times faster than a standard dialup? What standard are they using, a 1200 baud modem?

Apparently, he's smarter than we thought. Who wouldn't want to run away from AOL?

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

The passwords are just random combinations of words. That was hair away from being "TROOPS-KUMKWAT" or "DONKEY-FORGET".

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.