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Funniest Fruit (Bannana or Pineapple)
2005-02-13, 9:17 AM #1
I mean we got the Bannana which is shaped like a certain body part... i the jokes you can get from that are endless.

Then theres the Pinapple that just looks really stupid to begin with and the culture it's assoited with (parties and Hawaii). Then theres always the insults of shoving pinapples into certain regions of the body.
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2005-02-13, 9:22 AM #2
Pineapple is clearly superior.
Telefrancais anyone?
2005-02-13, 10:14 AM #3
depends on the situation, and if it's getting inserted into someone.
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2005-02-13, 10:18 AM #4
Anyone who laughs at sexual jokes involving pineapples and bananas should be slashed in the face.
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2005-02-13, 10:27 AM #5
I thought silly polls for the sake of having polls were banz0red.
2005-02-13, 11:12 AM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
Anyone who laughs at sexual jokes involving pineapples and bananas should be slashed in the face.


Are sexual jokes involving peaches still allowed?
2005-02-14, 12:41 AM #7
Having glued both a pineapple and a banana to the ceiling, I must admit that the pineapple got the most reaction, especially from people walking underneath...
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2005-02-14, 12:47 AM #8
Pineapple sorta looks like the Thing from Fantastic Four.
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2005-02-14, 12:51 AM #9
The pineapple's "silly" look is practical.
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2005-02-14, 12:53 AM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by tinny
Pineapple sorta looks like the Thing from Fantastic Four.

No no, the Thing looks sorta like a pineapple.
As for funniest... It's gotta be the banana, theres heaps of jokes and innuendos involving bananas. The only thing pineapples are involved with are butt-threats, and all sorts of objects can be (and are) used instead.
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2005-02-14, 4:32 PM #11
Again, too close to call. You guys are good.

Man, pineapple is equal to EVERY fruit.
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2005-02-14, 4:41 PM #12
The banana, obviously. :p

[http://shauri.info/gif/banana.gif] [http://shauri.info/gif/banana2.gif] [http://shauri.info/gif/banana_ride.gif]
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2005-02-15, 8:14 AM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
The banana, obviously. :p

[http://shauri.info/gif/banana.gif] [http://shauri.info/gif/banana2.gif] [http://shauri.info/gif/banana_ride.gif]

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2005-02-15, 8:21 AM #14
pineapples win! i spit on ye banana!
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2005-02-15, 8:25 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Pineapple is clearly superior.
Telefrancais anyone?


Oh no. I have that song stuck in my head again.
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2005-02-15, 12:24 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Pineapple is clearly superior.
Telefrancais anyone?


"Telefrancais, telefrancais... telefrancais"

Brings back memories of elementary school. Not entirely good memories either...
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2005-02-15, 12:31 PM #17
The pineapple is obviously funnier. Seriously.
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2005-02-15, 12:40 PM #18
*imagines eddie murphy and judge reinhold sticking bananas into exaust pipes of cars and then the cars exploding to the beverly hills cop theme*

bananas. period.

[edit]and why isnt rip taylor one of the options?![/edit]
2005-02-15, 1:23 PM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by BV
Oh no. I have that song stuck in my head again.


Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
"Telefrancais, telefrancais... telefrancais"

Brings back memories of elementary school. Not entirely good memories either...


AHAHAHA CANADIANS!
2005-02-15, 5:15 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Pineapple is clearly superior.
Telefrancais anyone?


Yeah. Thanks for bringing back the trauma of the Ontario Elementary Education.
2005-02-15, 5:49 PM #21
Pineapple hands down. Throwing and hitting someone with a bannana isn't that big a deal. Now, you throw pineapple and get someone upside the head and now we've got something.
2005-02-15, 6:24 PM #22
But how many songs does the pineapple have to it's name?

*Insert obligatory Banana Phone lyrics*

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