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Let's all pretend..

2005-02-13, 1:02 PM #1

Warlord

I am Fancy

Posts: 1,733

That Massassi is a vast, impressive pirate warship and that we Massassians are her crew.

Our ship would look like this:
[http://firstyear.tamucc.edu/uploads/FeliciaCD/MVC-040S.jpg]

[http://firstyear.tamucc.edu/uploads/FeliciaCD/MVC-040S.jpg]

Brian the Red-bearded would be our scurvy Massassi captain, roguish pirate leader of our ship. And DSettahr could be first mate and wear an eye patch because I always secretly thought he would look good with an eye patch.

Ahoy! Batten down the hatches! Something about a keel-haul!

We could call the cannons 'turbolasers'.
What would life be like if we were pirates and sailed the seven internet seas, looking for adventure and of course, booty?

2005-02-13, 1:41 PM #2

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Nyar!! I'd be manning the anchors!!! grrrrr

Btw, we need a flag for this ship!!

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-02-13, 1:44 PM #3

Warlord

I am Fancy

Posts: 1,733

That is a good flag. We can plant it on small islands that we capture and we can have a secret hidden base!

Arrrr.

2005-02-13, 1:45 PM #4

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

I shall only participate if they are NINJA pirates.

2005-02-13, 2:16 PM #5

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

no we're normal pirates

OMG SCURVY CURR!!!

[I really should shut down my PSP software]

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-02-13, 2:23 PM #6

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I have vast experience as a pirate. I'll just be the bad *** that no body messes with.

That said, where the hell is my rum!!!!

Pissed Off?

2005-02-13, 2:51 PM #7

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Don't some people use linux on Massassi? I think that ship getting owned by us should be the U.S.S. Counter Strike or some n00b game like that.

[EDIT: pwned is censored? D:]

DO NOT WANT.

2005-02-13, 2:53 PM #8

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

CS:S isn't bad. Just most of the people who play it.

2005-02-13, 2:53 PM #9

phoenix_9286

This is what sane looks like.

Posts: 4,794

Quote:

Originally posted by Avenger
I have vast experience as a pirate. I'll just be the bad *** that no body messes with.

That said, where the hell is my rum!!!!

Check your peg leg.

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand

2005-02-13, 3:05 PM #10

Nightwind

Inadequate Member

Posts: 847

Internet pirates surfing the seven web seas, in search of souls to steal , internet pie, and (for the majority of us) girlfriends, are we. With Brian as our leader, we shall obtain unimaginable riches... maybe.

I guess, I shall take the posistion of the disagreeable helmsman - arrrr!!

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...

2005-02-13, 3:16 PM #11

Warlord

I am Fancy

Posts: 1,733

I am the gruff and yet lovable ship's cook, preparing fine meals for the rest of the ninja pirate warriors. I once was quite the pirate raider myself, but after I lost my leg to a large shark and taking one too many coconuts to the head, I decided to take care of the pirate cafe on deck 3. I often use potatos in my cooking.

2005-02-13, 3:20 PM #12

Overlord

Ach Mein Tongue!!!s

Posts: 2,035

I'd be the guy with the guns, and an eyepatch. Oooh and a cutlass. Maybe I'd snipe things from the crows nest.

2005-02-13, 3:25 PM #13

tinny

Looking for: One heart.

Posts: 1,736

I'll be the swashbuckler that's in charge of the land missions.

"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod

2005-02-13, 3:27 PM #14

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

I'll be a background pirate chick that really doesn't do anything but have those red and white stockings and a penguin dressed as a parrot.

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2005-02-13, 3:32 PM #15

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

So we do have a Linux pirate! :p

Pissed Off?

2005-02-13, 3:38 PM #16

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

Quote:

Originally posted by Avenger
So we do have a Linux pirate! :p

sh...>_> that's why it's cleverly disguised as a parrot!

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2005-02-13, 3:52 PM #17

Nubs

SMASH!!!!!!

Posts: 1,460

Arrr, I lost my limbs in an anchovie attack, hence the name Nubs. ARRRR!

www.dailyvault.com. - As Featured in Guitar Hero II!

2005-02-13, 4:17 PM #18

Daeron the Nerfherder

"Down, boy!"

Posts: 1,275

We'd suck, because most of you couldn't tell your jibs from your maintopsails from your mizzen staysails, let alone what "tacking" or "sailing three points into the wind" or "leeward at a cable's length" would mean :p

"G'YARRR! Let down that big fluffy one in the middle... NAY! that smaller one, above it! Y'arrr, that be the one"

I wanna be the surgeon! I wanna play with the BONE SAW and CAUTERIZE ANY OF YOUR OPEN WOUNDS with A SMOLDERING HOT IRON. Without any anaesthetic of course, except for any extra grog rations we'd have.

If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.

2005-02-13, 4:21 PM #19

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I used to sail. I know enough about how to make a sail boat work.

Pissed Off?

2005-02-13, 4:25 PM #20

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

Posts: 824

Every good pirate ship needs a drunken wench or two.

"Art is a lie that makes us to realize the truth."
- Pablo Picasso

blog thingamajig

2005-02-13, 5:10 PM #21

Krig the Viking

Chief ISB Denzion

Posts: 753

I shall be the crazy Norwegian midget pirate whom no-one can understand. I shall float along in the rowboat being towed behind, named the SS ISB.

So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!

2005-02-13, 5:15 PM #22

Stinkywrix

Stinky wrists

Posts: 1,835

I would be the crazy spanish pirate who speaks nothing but gibberish and is a master shot.
And also sneaks poisons into the food.
>_>
<_<

2005-02-13, 6:22 PM #23

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

And I'll be the one that builds a blockworld model of the pirate ship...

Actually, that's not such a bad idea. Be back in a couple of hours.

Stuff

2005-02-13, 6:25 PM #24

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

Pretend?... Yes, pretend... ¬_¬

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2005-02-13, 6:36 PM #25

MentatMM

Honk honk. Beep beep.

Posts: 2,470

[http://www.forestofmymind.com/images/massassi/pirate01.jpg]

2005-02-13, 7:27 PM #26

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

Posts: 2,137

I'll be the pirate that runs behind other pirates and pulls out their chair when their about to sit down. CHAIR RESET BY PEER!!!

In addition, I will be the captain in charge of snatching people's pocketbooks and hollering curses and obscenities and racial slurs at passing vessels.

2005-02-13, 8:51 PM #27

Admiral Zarn

Has an AM Radio

Posts: 1,219

latest satellite feed....
[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/293/3.jpg]

I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

2005-02-13, 9:45 PM #28

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Quote:

Originally posted by kyle90
And I'll be the one that builds a blockworld model of the pirate ship...

Actually, that's not such a bad idea. Be back in a couple of hours.

Done!

-> see blockland thread

Stuff

2005-02-13, 11:20 PM #29

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Yarrrr! This be like the pirate thread on OSC was before she died! Pitty to see me own ship float abandoned in the cold sea...

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-02-13, 11:57 PM #30

A_C_1

Registered User

Posts: 29

I'll be the really big guy who dosen't talk, just watches things happen keeping to himself and people steer clear of him.
Onwards for plundering and riches!

-A_C_1

"Ours is not to question, but who is to question us" -Me

2005-02-14, 12:59 AM #31

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Training for new recruits will consist of viewings of Pirates of the Carribean and Master and Commander

Pissed Off?

2005-02-14, 1:17 AM #32

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

Quote:

Originally posted by Achelois
Every good pirate ship needs a drunken wench or two.

I'll take that. Or 2.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-02-14, 6:13 AM #33

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Shotgun for position of pirate accountant!

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2005-02-14, 7:06 AM #34

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

I'm sorry, but I can't sit idly by and watch this!

WE NEED NINJA PIRATES!

I am a ninja-pirate, and if you don't like it, you can taste the steel of my sword!

Up, ninja-pirates!

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2005-02-14, 7:09 AM #35

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

I'll be the galley cook who's secretly stocked the entire crew with his own men, waiting for the right opportunity to seize control of the ship and take us to Treasure Island.

Yarrr...

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2005-02-14, 11:07 AM #36

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Pssst. Cap'n. I gets word that the galley cook has secretly stocked the ship with is own men, and is waiting for the right time to overthrow ye and take command o' the ship. He be plannin to steer her to Treasure Island!! garrr..

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-02-14, 12:05 PM #37

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

I'll be the crazy pirate who's constantly on fire and likes explosions. Who's ship the explosion is on is irrelevant.

My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!

2005-02-14, 1:08 PM #38

Acharjay

Quick! Someone call a doctor!g

Posts: 2,498

I'll be the guy with the accordion who always gets shot at parties.

"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz

2005-02-14, 1:09 PM #39

Warlord

I am Fancy

Posts: 1,733

[http://muppettreasureisland.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/behindmuppettreasureisland.jpg]

SHIVAR ME TIMBARS

2005-02-14, 1:10 PM #40

Warlord

I am Fancy

Posts: 1,733

Quote:

Originally posted by Yecti
Pssst. Cap'n. I gets word that the galley cook has secretly stocked the ship with is own men, and is waiting for the right time to overthrow ye and take command o' the ship. He be plannin to steer her to Treasure Island!! garrr..

Arr, those be fightin words!

: stuffs yecti into a barrel of apples :