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2005-02-13, 11:32 PM #1

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

http://www.anti-rice.com

God I love that site. I just found it and am laughing. Especially at this...

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-02-13, 11:37 PM #2

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Quote:

Seventh, Neons. Nothing says "i've customized my ride so you know which Civic is mine" like a set of neon lights

YES! that line made me laugh so hard because that's basically all i see here riced out... civics

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2005-02-13, 11:41 PM #3

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

http://www.anti-rice.com/ricepics/DSC00001.jpg

Careful, that one contains a naughty word on the license plate.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-02-13, 11:48 PM #4

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

[http://www.anti-rice.com/ricepics/windshield.jpg]

[http://www.anti-rice.com/ricepics/Dsc00064.jpg]

no...no.,.. too much... can't breathe

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2005-02-13, 11:52 PM #5

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

Trust me, it gets funnier.

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice7/fdfb9102.jpg
http://www.anti-rice.com/rice10/interior.jpg
http://www.anti-rice.com/rice10/i-1_B_L.jpg

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-02-14, 12:56 AM #6

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I saw a half-raised minivan today. It was funny as hell. I've also seen a beat up minivan with Sprewells. That made my day.

Pissed Off?

2005-02-14, 1:40 AM #7

BurrBoy

Has nothing.

Posts: 2,246

I saw a old Volkswagon hippy-esque van with sprewells last week.

Ahaha.

The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.

2005-02-14, 8:51 AM #8

Pagewizard_YKS

Redeemed Scoundrel

Posts: 5,971

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice5/ducttaperacer.jpg

PUKE

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice13/car2.jpg

2005-02-14, 9:09 AM #9

Masq

Posts: 1,001

I rarely ever see "riced out" cars. Guess I'm hanging out in the right places.

2005-02-14, 9:09 AM #10

tinny

Looking for: One heart.

Posts: 1,736

the heck?

"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod

2005-02-14, 1:35 PM #11

Wookie06

Administrator

Posts: 8,395

nevermind - just noticed thrawns post!

"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2005-02-14, 3:35 PM #12

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

I love that duct tape racer!!

I was really hesitant to buy an import because of the rice crap that people do to them. But I figured that as long as I didn't ruin my car by doing it, I'd be alright.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2005-02-14, 5:09 PM #13

Naythn

RIT Dork #1

Posts: 236

Heinous:

This Space Intentionally Left Blank.

2005-02-14, 6:20 PM #14

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

I can't...why would...THAT CAN'T BE REAL!

Please let it be a photoshop, PLEASE!!

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2005-02-14, 8:06 PM #15

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

note the plaid at the bottom... i think the guy on the site didn't comment because he was too focused on those rims

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2005-02-14, 8:10 PM #16

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Huh?

[http://www.opdebeeck.com/afbeeldingen/karikatuurschetsen/large/condoleezzarice.jpg]

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2005-02-14, 8:59 PM #17

Nightwind

Inadequate Member

Posts: 847

Quote:

Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
http://www.anti-rice.com/rice5/ducttaperacer.jpg

Yes, we all know of the special aerodynamic properties of duct tape that drastically cuts the cd of a car. :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally posted by Naythn

Heinous.

It should be an unsaid rule that you don't "rice out" NICE cars, such as that Lexus GS. That pic really makes me sad...

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...

2005-02-15, 4:27 PM #18

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

Morons will rice anything, including domestic cars like MUSTANGS. Nothing I hate more than seeing a Mustang, Camaro, or Firebird with one of those HUGE wings on the back and stickers all over the place. And the body kits *shudder*

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2005-02-15, 4:38 PM #19

Pagewizard_YKS

Redeemed Scoundrel

Posts: 5,971

double your tasteless pleasure:

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice010/picture.jpg

wtf is this:

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice010/wildrice01.jpg
http://www.anti-rice.com/rice010/wildrice02.jpg
http://www.anti-rice.com/rice010/wildrice03.jpg

Oh. My. God.

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice11/21210big.jpg

2005-02-15, 6:56 PM #20

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

I like the tank treads one. Reverse-parallel parking would be a breeze!

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