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Sweethearts messages you would like to see.
2005-02-14, 9:33 PM #1
In the tradition of the "Error messages you would like to see." thread, I was thinking it might be cool to have a "Sweethearts messages you would like to see." (sweethearts being the little heart shaped candies with the messages on them). So post phrases here. If anyone knows of an online generator that would give us graphics, feel free to post it. I couldn't find anything with a basic google search.

And please, for the sake of my sanity, let's try not to be *tooo* vulger, em?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-02-14, 9:39 PM #2
Oh. well I guess I should start us off or something. I can't think of anything too clever, but...

"You're rich. Let's go out."

"Wanna be my arm candy?"

"I'd hit that."

etc... you get the idea.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-02-14, 9:52 PM #3
do me
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-02-14, 9:57 PM #4
How about this:

(Except without censoring, obviously.)
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-02-14, 10:05 PM #5
"I've got something better for you to put in your mouth"

"Eat Me"

"Thanks for the herpes"
2005-02-14, 11:53 PM #6
"Please try again."

o.0
2005-02-15, 12:05 AM #7
"I have a new program for you, reboot your harddrive"
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-02-15, 12:08 AM #8
"Warning: Not For Human Consumption."
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-02-15, 12:51 AM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
And please, for the sake of my sanity, let's try not to be *tooo* vulger, em?


But there are so many . . .
Pissed Off?
2005-02-15, 12:53 AM #10
Lick Me
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-02-15, 5:21 AM #11
"Error 403: Access Denied"
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-02-15, 5:27 AM #12
"She's A Man"
2005-02-15, 6:05 AM #13
"One Of These Is Laced With Arsenic"
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-02-15, 7:21 AM #14
"This causes cancer"
2005-02-15, 10:48 AM #15
"The thoughts expressed on this candy do not necessarily reflect the thoughts of the consumer, nor of the company dispensing or selling the candy. 'Love' is a registered trademark of Microsoft, Inc. Improper use of love may result in legal action. Please refer to the EULA for further details."
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-02-15, 12:00 PM #16
"lol u r a qt lol"
2005-02-15, 12:49 PM #17
"For external use only"
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2005-02-15, 12:59 PM #18
"I saw that."
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-02-15, 1:03 PM #19
"Kiss me before my girlfriend gets back"
2005-02-15, 1:32 PM #20
"EA Games (TM)"
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-02-15, 1:35 PM #21
"Still a virgin to your lips"
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-02-15, 4:52 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
"The thoughts expressed on this candy do not necessarily reflect the thoughts of the consumer, nor of the company dispensing or selling the candy. 'Love' is a registered trademark of Microsoft, Inc. Improper use of love may result in legal action. Please refer to the EULA for further details."


now that would be fine print that would make a lawyer cry
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-02-15, 6:03 PM #23
hehe, very nice. Favorites so far:

Wolfy "One Of These Is Laced With Arsenic"
Shintock "Kiss me before my girlfriend gets back"
DogSRoOL "The thoughts expressed on this candy do not necessarily reflect the thoughts of the consumer, nor of the company dispensing or selling the candy. 'Love' is a registered trademark of Microsoft, Inc. Improper use of love may result in legal action. Please refer to the EULA for further details." (but I don't think that would fit on one little candy. :p But... "improper use of love", lol)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-02-15, 7:55 PM #24
All your base are belong to us!

Its a trap!

The is noESC!

The system has you!

1171 was here.
2005-02-15, 7:58 PM #25
- Oh, behave...

- 1337
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-02-15, 8:07 PM #26
a/s/l?
.
2005-02-15, 9:11 PM #27
**** me
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-02-15, 10:15 PM #28
'Bite me' (Meh)

':(' (I saw a smiley face one once, this would work)

'Go away' (Perfect for that special one you hate.)

'A pox on thee' (Imagine actually getting that... wouldn't that be strange?)
DO NOT WANT.
2005-02-15, 10:18 PM #29
"Five dolla, me love you long time"
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2005-02-15, 10:26 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Kieran Horn
"Five dolla, me love you long time"


LMAO! That reminded me half of Bubble Boy and half of that song. lol oh that was good thatmade me laugh out loud (literally)
2005-02-15, 10:28 PM #31
I was thinking of when Cartman thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute and says it. :)
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2005-02-15, 10:35 PM #32
"Don't even think about it."
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2005-02-16, 7:08 AM #33
"You don't need more sugar, fatty."
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-02-16, 9:29 AM #34
"I don't like you. Go away."

"Made from a real cow's heart."
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-02-16, 9:44 AM #35
You Are My F/(b*v) F*d A/(r^2)


(A cookie for the first person to figure it out)
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-02-16, 10:47 AM #36
I won't and say I did.

Cookie?
DO NOT WANT.
2005-02-16, 2:38 PM #37
"Bone meal + Earwig honey. Tee hee."

"Seriously though, so many people have no sense of humour. I can see why Family Guy is so popular."
"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen
2005-02-16, 3:02 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Master Tonberry


"Seriously though, so many people have no sense of humour. I can see why Family Guy is so popular."


<3!
2005-02-16, 5:22 PM #39
? I don't get it, so your claiming everyone who watches Family Guy, has no sense of humour? :confused:
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-02-16, 5:24 PM #40
"a/s/l?"
Think while it's still legal.
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