http://movies.collegehumor.com/media/movies/brakehorn.wmv

Oh God if I knew how to do this I would.

Ahhhh I know just who I would do that to..........

That's the best thing I've seen all day.

I always presumed that was a standard feature on the CRX

No the standard feature on a Honda is to provide a list of places you can buy "performance enhancers".

You mean other than Wal-Mart?

Brilliant!

That's if you are cheap.

Oh wait, if you buy a Civic...

you may not be a millionaire?

Well I was thinking more along the lines of those who buy Civics and spend thousands on customizing them. I remember seeing this Dodge Neon a few weeks ago driving down the street, whacked out, tricked out...then I said "wait, it's a Dodge Neon" and came back to reality.

While I think ricing out cars is stupid, some people consider it a hobby so I try not to rag. Just the same as how I do some things as a hobby that other people would probably go "how is that entertaining/worthwhile/notawasteoftime" or somethin'.

But then, I'm not wasting a buttload of money on something that serves no practical purpose, either

Indeed.

All things I've put in my car, I've stood back and thought "How does this enhance my car on a day to day basis?"

Does it make it accelerate faster, thus helping me get to my destination? Get better gas mileage? The only things I've done to my car that are pure visual are the new pedals, and the new floor mats and steering wheel cover. The new headlights Im putting in help me see better at night, thus that makes it better. Hence why I refuse to put that nitrious crap in my car, I can't use that day to day.

Sure you can! Overtaking on the inside lane, parked traffic up ahead, not sure if you're gonna make it...

...For everything else, there's Mastercard

Seen it before but it is still priceless.