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ever had a conversation turn into.... THIS?!
2005-02-18, 11:58 AM #1
Conversation I had with my friend... it's ongoing... so if there's more madness I'll post it later. It just happened. I dont know what to say.

Quote:
Papajohnz1: i miss your forums
Chaddarooch: yeah i know, someone else is talking to me about that right now, haha
Papajohnz1: creepy....
Chaddarooch: i'm going to buy cornerkid.com
Chaddarooch: and get that started
Papajohnz1: ararararararar
Papajohnz1: you should
Papajohnz1: sorry about that....
Papajohnz1: if you heard the noise i just made it would make sense
Chaddarooch: hahahah
Chaddarooch:
A bear enters! Surprise Attack!

the bear unleashes its CLAWS!

Ouch! You lose 11 hp!

>
Papajohnz1: WHAT?!
Chaddarooch:
I dont understand "WHAT?!"

The bear casts BITE 2!

MISS!

>
Papajohnz1: um.... John tries to punchify BEAR in the face

HIT hp -12
Papajohnz1: does that work?
Chaddarooch:
You PUNCHIFY the bear in the face

HIT! You deal 12 damage!

The bear uses POISON CLAW!

HIT! You lose 5HP and are POISONED!
Papajohnz1: do i have any antidote or antibearvenom?
Papajohnz1: or weapons?
Papajohnz1: this is so awesome
Papajohnz1: my roommate just read it and cant stop laughing
Chaddarooch:
you use ANTIDOTE!

Poison status removed!

The bear begins to charge energy!

"ONE"
Papajohnz1: John defends
Chaddarooch:
You DEFEND

The bear continues to charge energy!

"TWO"

>
Papajohnz1: John opens Man-purse and takes out Necronomicon Ex Mortis

John begins learning Spell Familiar: Zombie Dog
Chaddarooch:
You begin to learn spell.

The bear laughs at you. "Fool, you have not a second to waste, for you are about to be incinerated! Mwhaha!

"THREE"

>
Papajohnz1: John throws Necronomicon at the bear's face.
Chaddarooch:
You throw Necronomicon at the bear's face.

The bear loses it's concentration and misses its turn!

>


Chaddarooch:
spell learning complete.

>
Papajohnz1: John SUMMONS Familiar: Zombie Dog
Chaddarooch:
You summon Familiar: Zombie Dog.

The bear attacks you with its CLAWS!

HIT! You lose 7HP and are in critical condition.

Zombie Dog Casts "Oil of Suleimon" You are completely healed.

>
Papajohnz1: John attacks the bear with my fists.
Chaddarooch:
You attack with your bare fists.

You punch the bear in the skull, causing it to shatter.

Victory! You gain 43EXP! LEVEL UP!

Spoils found: Box of Captain and Tenille Records

>



*note, I changed the screennames to discourage stalkers.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-02-18, 12:03 PM #2
Awesome.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-02-18, 12:07 PM #3
O_o
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-02-18, 12:11 PM #4
Quote:
Papajohnz1: ....that was so weird
Papajohnz1: oh, wait
Papajohnz1: um... I want my points split up 30% Int., 15% Str., 25% Dex., 30% Charisma
Chaddarooch:
done.

exits: N, S, E, W

>
Papajohnz1: E
Chaddarooch: You exit the whorehouse and step out onto the streets of Bangkok.

You see -

A whorehouse to the West
A food stand to the South
A weapons shop to the North
A ship harbor to the East

>
Papajohnz1: gotta get my GUNZ!
Papajohnz1: N
Chaddarooch: You head north.
Chaddarooch: Loading
Chaddarooch: .
Chaddarooch: ..
Chaddarooch: ...
Chaddarooch: ....
Chaddarooch:
Welcome to the Weapons shop!

(T)alk
(I)nventory
(B)uy
(S)ell
E(x)it
Papajohnz1: T
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-02-18, 12:12 PM #5
har! hooray for RPing w/o dice!
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2005-02-18, 12:30 PM #6
That's crazy.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-02-18, 1:35 PM #7
It's like Zork
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-02-18, 1:48 PM #8
It's almost pagewizard quality...

j/k sorry page. :p
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-02-18, 4:31 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by 7
O_o
Pissed Off?
2005-02-18, 5:18 PM #10
lol! I've done this before...it's how the Jesus Block and the Virgin Mary Kick was developed...well...RP with religious terms...I think I always won because I made up the moves. >_> I mean...o_O
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-02-18, 6:55 PM #11
LESS THAN THREE.

Seriously, that's amazing.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-02-18, 6:57 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by - Tony -
LESS THAN THREE.

Seriously, that's amazing.


*succumbs to jedi mind trick*
D E A T H
2005-02-19, 2:05 AM #13
¬¬

«I did not just make a mistake.»
You roll: 6.
******* Jedi Mind Trick.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-02-19, 8:02 AM #14
Go out more.

With me.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

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