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"Cross not included."
2004-04-25, 9:36 AM #1
Probably Old News, but...

Click. Watch. Enjoy.

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2004-04-25, 9:45 AM #2
eheheheheh..hahaha.. ha... Funny

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2004-04-25, 10:17 AM #3
hehehe

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2004-04-25, 10:56 AM #4
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2004-04-25, 12:16 PM #5
Hehe

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2004-04-25, 12:35 PM #6
You're not the king, of, the, Jews.

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2004-04-25, 2:12 PM #7
I actually have a jesus action figure, with gliding action you know

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2004-04-25, 4:40 PM #8
i love the "spear of destiny" SWORD [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

now, watch it actually BE a sword called the spear of destiny, and i'll look like a jackass.

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2004-04-25, 9:50 PM #9
I love when the kid's head explodes after openennig the Ark of the Covenant. Pricesless. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-26, 4:18 AM #10
ROFL THATS GREAT! We are so going to hell...

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2004-04-26, 6:47 AM #11
Why did Jesus have short brown hair? That was wierd.

And what's up with the kid's head exploding after opening the Arc of the Covenant? That just didn't make sense.

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2004-04-26, 6:51 AM #12
It was funny, though.

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2004-04-26, 7:58 AM #13
i am jesus

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2004-04-26, 8:11 AM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Why did Jesus have short brown hair? That was wierd.

And what's up with the kid's head exploding after opening the Arc of the Covenant? That just didn't make sense.

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The Arc of the Covenant was a joke from Raiders of the lost ark... and don't look too much into it sure they didn't make him look like a ture Nazarite but who cares. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-26, 8:22 AM #15
Hahaha, I loved it!

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2004-04-26, 10:33 AM #16
I bet this figure was old sold in the Jesus Christ Superstore, along with that one action figure of god with "the cloak of invulnerability" and the "Mac 10 of malice".

Pimp cane of the ages sold serperately.

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2004-04-26, 10:39 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
And what's up with the kid's head exploding after opening the Arc of the Covenant? That just didn't make sense.</font>


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"><EL3CTRO> dont look or yuo get HORROR liek "Tempal of the Lost Radier Ark" when Naszis looked at Ark and they did melt liek chocolate Naszi</font>


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