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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2004-04-25, 8:33 AM #1
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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2004-04-25, 8:35 AM #2
How many forum members does it take to post that list for the 10th time?

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2004-04-25, 8:36 AM #3
Old, but stil funny. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
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2004-04-25, 12:54 PM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Axis:
How many forum members does it take to post that list for the 10th time?

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apparently one, because the next person will be posting it for the 11th time



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2004-04-25, 1:05 PM #5
It's light-bulb. GOD!

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2004-04-25, 1:31 PM #6
Elana, someone will probably echo you for the tenth time as well.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-25, 1:36 PM #7
echo? Echo!

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2004-04-25, 1:49 PM #8
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Evil_Tofu:
Old, but stil funny. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]</font>




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2004-04-25, 2:22 PM #9
didn't we already go through this not too long ago?

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2004-04-25, 2:37 PM #10
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2004-04-25, 2:50 PM #11
Its wasn't funny the first time its not funny now.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
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2004-04-25, 2:53 PM #12
You have set yourself up big time, MechWarrior.

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2004-04-25, 3:50 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Insipid:
It's light-bulb. GOD!

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God's a light-bulb?

But anyway, this is at least the third time I've seen this in less than a year. But it's still very true.

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2004-04-26, 2:29 AM #14
hmmm, 173 regulars, and one lurker...

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2004-04-26, 2:31 AM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
You have set yourself up big time, MechWarrior.

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phear.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.
2004-04-26, 9:03 AM #16
I am sick to death of all the shouts of 'old newz' and 'not funny, never was, never will be' - some of us do not spend our lives on the Internet and so at times find something we find funny and think it's not been seen before, and, in good spirit, share it with other people. If you've seen it before or don't find it funny, shut up and let other people make more useful comments. The hostility with respect to things being old or seen before on these forums is gettings stupid and needs to stop.

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2004-04-26, 10:06 AM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gee_4ce:
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Me too!

(Dang it. I did that last time this came up as well [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] )

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2004-04-26, 10:21 AM #18
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Author Topic: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
Gee_4ce
Member
0x499 posted April 25, 2004 11:33 AM
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Axis
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0x347 posted April 25, 2004 11:35 AM
How many forum members does it take to post that list for the 10th time?

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Evil_Tofu
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0x47C posted April 25, 2004 11:36 AM
Old, but stil funny.

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Elana14
Member
0x5F0 posted April 25, 2004 03:54 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Axis:
How many forum members does it take to post that list for the 10th time?


apparently one, because the next person will be posting it for the 11th time

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Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

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Insipid
Member
0x3B9 posted April 25, 2004 04:05 PM
It's light-bulb. GOD!

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Martyn
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0x1FA posted April 25, 2004 04:31 PM
Elana, someone will probably echo you for the tenth time as well....

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0xDDE posted April 25, 2004 04:36 PM
echo? Echo!

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0x6B8 posted April 25, 2004 04:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Evil_Tofu:
Old, but stil funny.

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DrkJedi82
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0xE61 posted April 25, 2004 05:22 PM
didn't we already go through this not too long ago?

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Avenger
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0x30BE posted April 25, 2004 05:37 PM


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MechWarrior
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0x5DC posted April 25, 2004 05:50 PM
Its wasn't funny the first time its not funny now.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

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Avenger
Member
0x30BE posted April 25, 2004 05:53 PM
You have set yourself up big time, MechWarrior.

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DogSRoOL
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0x9E2 posted April 25, 2004 06:50 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Insipid:
It's light-bulb. GOD!



God's a light-bulb?

But anyway, this is at least the third time I've seen this in less than a year. But it's still very true.

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
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0x79B posted April 26, 2004 05:29 AM
hmmm, 173 regulars, and one lurker...

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MechWarrior
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0x5DC posted April 26, 2004 05:31 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Avenger:
You have set yourself up big time, MechWarrior.

phear.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

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Gee_4ce
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0x499 posted April 26, 2004 12:03 PM
I am sick to death of all the shouts of 'old newz' and 'not funny, never was, never will be' - some of us do not spend our lives on the Internet and so at times find something we find funny and think it's not been seen before, and, in good spirit, share it with other people. If you've seen it before or don't find it funny, shut up and let other people make more useful comments. The hostility with respect to things being old or seen before on these forums is gettings stupid and needs to stop.

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SMOCK!
Member
0x394 posted April 26, 2004 01:06 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Gee_4ce:
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Me too!

(Dang it. I did that last time this came up as well )</font>


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2004-04-26, 10:27 AM #19
Uhh...a bit overkill, perhaps?

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2004-04-26, 10:31 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gee_4ce:
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You shouldn't overreact like that, I mean, just stand above such things if it really bothers you

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2004-04-26, 10:32 AM #21
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, they're all chopped up in barrels in my basement.

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2004-04-26, 12:03 PM #22
Hasn't it been something like a whole three months since this was last posted? If so, then it would be reasonable to post it again... Some of us have something called a life... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-26, 12:09 PM #23
5 massassian residence

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