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What do you think hell is like?
2005-02-20, 5:08 PM #1
Is it really all fire and brimstone or is it more like re-runs of Rosanne?
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2005-02-20, 5:19 PM #2
I only know one thing for sure: there would be no cinnamon buns.
2005-02-20, 5:20 PM #3
Eternal mental anguish, no phsyical pain as your body's gone.
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2005-02-20, 5:25 PM #4
The same as heaven.
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2005-02-20, 5:26 PM #5
I'm betting it looks all green and black, with the words "Massassi Temple" at the top.
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2005-02-20, 5:28 PM #6
All you can eat buffet with various BBQ meats.
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2005-02-20, 5:28 PM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by SideBurns
I only know one thing for sure: there would be no cinnamon buns.


you sir are wrong... very wrong... Rasputin makes some EXCELLENT cinnamon buns
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-02-20, 5:35 PM #8
[http://www.sfangels.com/images/South%20Park-%20The%20Devil%20&%20Sadame.jpg]
2005-02-20, 6:57 PM #9
Well in hell, you have to eat with chopsticks that are five feet long. And everyone is skinny and starving b/c they can't get the food in their mouths.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-02-20, 7:17 PM #10
Hell is a place where the strippers are worth the cover charge, the waitresses wear only low-cut shirts, you're never frisked unless you ask to be frisked, the police are locked out, the only speakers around are the ones we're allowed to crank up, and the heavier music gives Satan wood.

Hell is going to be so popular that they're going to close Heaven.
2005-02-20, 7:21 PM #11
Well Canada is obviously a significant portion of Hell...
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2005-02-20, 7:24 PM #12
...seeing as the States dragged it there with them.
2005-02-20, 7:36 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
...seeing as the States dragged it there with them.


Tell me where you are going and I'll go elsewhere.
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2005-02-20, 7:38 PM #14
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May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-02-20, 7:42 PM #15
I imagine Hell as very structured and bureaucratic, where every day is repeated for eternity, where every interaction is a formality, and everything is planned very precisely. You will be forced inside a unique body and have a consciousness, but the consciousness will be forced deep and be detached, so you will watch every day, and what you will hear of yourself will be nearly silent, and when you scream it will be like a whisper, and it will never end. You will watch yourself be apathetic and mindless and be powerless to change it.
"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen
2005-02-20, 7:43 PM #16
It's a silent, lone, and white room. No sound - not even your own voice - and no corners or variations in the white. o_O
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2005-02-20, 7:44 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by LonelyDagger
Tell me where you are going and I'll go elsewhere.

Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
Hell is a place where the strippers are worth the cover charge, the waitresses wear only low-cut shirts, you're never frisked unless you ask to be frisked, the police are locked out, the only speakers around are the ones we're allowed to crank up, and the heavier music gives Satan wood.

Hell is going to be so popular that they're going to close Heaven.

I hope to God that I'm going to Hell.
2005-02-20, 7:51 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Gebohq
Well Canada is obviously a significant portion of Hell...


...Frozen over.
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2005-02-20, 7:58 PM #19
Hell is probably every kind of agony and suffering, all made up into a single point or place.
DO NOT WANT.
2005-02-20, 8:14 PM #20
I think of a bodiless soul alone in a black void. Sort of like sleep paralysis, just forever and ever.

Or perhaps people get every thing they can possibly want, but they are cut off from God, so they hate it... somehow. But of course they would hate God too, so it would be a very ironic punishment.
2005-02-20, 8:21 PM #21
Think Constantine, or Painkiller. Doom 3 not so much.
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2005-02-20, 8:42 PM #22
...everyone is sitting at a computer using windows 9x with the ctrl, alt, and del keys removed from the keyboard .
2005-02-20, 8:51 PM #23
I dunno, I thought Doom 3's Hell was pretty good. It focused more on the disturbing qualities of the traditional idea of Hell, rather than just fear and pain. Also, Dogma has an interesting theory about Hell:
Quote:
Human, have you ever been to Hell? I think not. Do you know that once Hell was nothing more than the absence of God? And if you'd ever been in His presence, then you'd realize that's punishment enough. But then your kind came along - and made it so much worse. Evil is an abstract; it's a human construct. But true to his irresponsible nature, man won't own up to being the engineer of evil, so he blames his dark deeds on my ilk. But his selfishness is limitless, and it's not enough for him to shadow his own existence. He turned Hell into a suffering Pitt - fire, wailing, darkness - the kind of place anyone would do anything to get out of. And why? Because he lacks the ability to forgive himself. It is beyond your abilities to simply make recompense for and regret the sins you commit. No- you choose rather to create a psychodrama and dwell in a foundless belief that God could never forgive your 'grievous offenses'. So you bring your guilt and inner-decay with you to Hell - where the horrid imaginations of so many gluttons-for-punishment give birth to the sicknes that has infected the abyss since the first one of your kind arrived there, begging to be 'punished'. And in doing so, they've transformed the cold and solitude to pain and misery.
2005-02-20, 8:58 PM #24
Hell is having to deal with the everyone else who was enought of a jerk in life to end up there with you. For all eternity.
2005-02-20, 9:12 PM #25
I like that theory Dogma made a lot, actually.
DO NOT WANT.
2005-02-20, 9:18 PM #26
Kevin Smith has a lot of logical views on religion...if that's possible.
D E A T H
2005-02-20, 9:22 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by DSettahr
Hell is having to deal with the everyone else who was enought of a jerk in life to end up there with you. For all eternity.


well hello jerk... you ARE on the list...

*holds up DS's soul*

:evil: ... what? no devil smiley?
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2005-02-20, 9:25 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Gebohq
Well Canada is obviously a significant portion of Hell...


well we do have a place called "Canadia" just a few miles east of the Mordorland theme park
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-02-20, 9:26 PM #29
Can't be too far off from threads like these...
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2005-02-20, 9:35 PM #30
GONK! Server down?
D E A T H
2005-02-20, 10:19 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
...everyone is sitting at a computer using windows 9x with the ctrl, alt, and del keys removed from the keyboard .


O_O;;; Dear lord...would we be chained to the computer too?
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-02-20, 10:22 PM #32
The best way to find out what Hell's like is to not find out. Find a way to stay out and just assume you're not missing anything.
DISCLAIMER: This is just armchair observation, not the result of many hours of deliberate study of the subject. I'm by no means an expert, but just an ignorant hick who's putting his two cents in. For that and a nickel, you can have a cup of coffee.
2005-02-21, 1:15 AM #33
an onion ring.
2005-02-21, 7:46 AM #34
Well, first you meet Satan for processing:
[http://www.sestus.net/log/devil.jpg]

And then at some point, a demon challenges you to Dance Dance Ressurection.
[http://www.sestus.net/log/showdown.jpg]

<.< >.>
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2005-02-21, 7:50 AM #35
Eh, probably a Dimmu concert.
2005-02-21, 8:36 AM #36
Probably exactly like this mudball we call home. Except not different.
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2005-02-21, 9:56 AM #37
Doom 3 is too much fun to be hell. Plus you'd not getta kick zombie butt and stuff.
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2005-02-21, 10:53 AM #38
I only believe in hell in the practical sense. I think that there are many "hells", found here on earth and other inhabited planets we don't know about. For example, your workplace can be your own personal hell if you feel it sucks enough.

When you die, your brain activity stops, so you're DEAD dead. You can't think or feel or anything, and you won't need to. Some people take comfort in the thought of life after death, but they shouldn't need to. When they're dead, there's no need for any afterlife. For some people it's actually a very comforting thought that death takes them back to where they were before birth, which was nowhere. Not everyone likes the thought of an afterlife.

These are merely my personal opinions, opinions because there's still no way I could prove them, I just personally believe these opinions are based on what I believe to be common sense, and all differing opinions are respected.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

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