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What do you think Purgatory is like?
2005-02-21, 1:46 AM #1
I couldn't resist.. me, I think it's got some annoying music, a quick Star Wars Intro, and some invisible walls that lets you see architecture behind it... if you look at them just right...
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2005-02-21, 1:48 AM #2
and doesn't it also have some porn hidden? >.>

<.<
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2005-02-21, 1:49 AM #3
a potatoe stuck in an onion ring.
2005-02-21, 1:55 AM #4
Mount Spork can be found in Purgatory :)
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2005-02-21, 2:13 AM #5
An annoying maze, with no map, and a low quality reward at the end.
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2005-02-21, 2:54 AM #6
the real purgatory is like standing in a 3km queue for a cash machine.

in the rain.

with some people blasting Kenny G from a stereo system stood behind you.
2005-02-21, 6:04 AM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Stafford
...with some people blasting Kenny G from a stereo system stood behind you.

No, your wrong about that. Thats hell.
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2005-02-21, 6:11 AM #8
Purgatory is people posting the same concept thread five million times.
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2005-02-21, 7:12 AM #9
It's a white void where you're suspended and can spend your week's paid vacation.

See: Family Guy.
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2005-02-21, 7:13 AM #10
meh.
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2005-02-21, 7:53 AM #11
Well, seeing as I don't believe it exists as everyone has failed to offer me Scriptural proof beyond the casual statement 'Nothing unclean can enter the gates of heaven', I don't think Purgatory is like anything. (except a clever plot to build St. Peter's Bascilica)

You see, if Purgatory is a reckoning time with yourself where you may discover sins you didn't know you committed or neglected to repent from, it really negates the relevancy of Judgement Day.

At this point in my life, I fancy that since time is immaterial to the spirit, as soon as the spirit is untethered from the time experienced by the body, it immediately finds itself before the Judge, and then salvation or damnation are administered.

I had a dream this morning that I was running up a bell tower surrounded by an imaginary army of feudal knights, and I blew a horn and rung the church bell, and then jumped from the highest point to my death, but as soon as I should have hit the bottom and died, I was suddenyl surrounded by darkness and kept falling. :[]
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2005-02-21, 8:11 AM #12
Purgatory was invented by the catholics as a quick and easy way to make money.
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2005-02-21, 8:15 AM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by A_Big_Fat_CoW
Purgatory was invented by the catholics as a quick and easy way to make money.


So it's like Religion: SE? Do you go to Purgatory first now?
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2005-02-21, 8:26 AM #14
I always thought it was a bizarre level.
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2005-02-21, 8:29 AM #15
I remember that level. It was a major WTF.
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2005-02-21, 9:36 AM #16
[http://www.massassi.net/levels/screenshots/purgatory2.jpg]


:o
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2005-02-21, 10:16 AM #17
I liked that level! Too bad I lost my JK disc... :(
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2005-02-21, 10:57 AM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Zell
I liked that level! Too bad I lost my JK disc... :(


Bah! You would!
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2005-02-21, 11:00 AM #19
Don't they sell JK in $0.50 machines now?
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2005-02-21, 11:23 AM #20
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2005-02-21, 12:01 PM #21
I had a dream where I died. Ended up in purgatory. There was a bar, and I only had $2 in my wallet and couldn't get a drink. Was disappointed.
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2005-02-21, 12:03 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Z@NARDI
I had a dream where I died. Ended up in purgatory. There was a bar, and I only had $2 in my wallet and couldn't get a drink. Was disappointed.


Couldn't have visualized it better myself.
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2005-02-21, 2:50 PM #23
If you want a serious answer, purgatory is a state of separation from God, not an actual place...from what I understand, anyway. :)
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2005-02-21, 3:24 PM #24
It's taking a quick walk into a room, pulling out your weapon, getting ready for the thrill of the kill, then, while looking at your enemy a short distance away, noticing the dft.mat right behind him.
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