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Rhino Porn
2004-04-24, 7:52 AM #1
Mmmmm....

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/04/22/amorous.rhino.reut/index.html

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2004-04-24, 7:59 AM #2
...some company actually made a car commercial with a rhino doing that some years ago.

Saw it on one of those banned commercial shows.

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2004-04-24, 8:25 AM #3
Oh great now I'm wet.

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2004-04-24, 8:45 AM #4
"He was a big boy and obviously aroused,"

rofl! :x

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2004-04-24, 8:49 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit.</font>
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."</font>
Cars and Rhinos need lovin', too. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-24, 9:19 AM #6
I'm reminded of that scene from one of those Ace Ventura: Pet Detective movies.

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2004-04-24, 2:09 PM #7
Doesn't that belong into the Forum Of Love?

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2004-04-24, 4:23 PM #8
What? There's no forum of love.

Crazy impi.

*shifty eyes*

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
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2004-04-25, 12:24 AM #9
Go rhino! Go rhino! It's your birthday! Yeah... make that thang your b*tch! Show it who is daddy, YEAH!!!

-- SavageX

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2004-04-25, 12:31 AM #10
LOL!

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Sweet irony...
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2004-04-25, 6:26 AM #11
Uh...

MY EYES! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!

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2004-04-25, 2:00 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Glyde Bane:
Oh great now I'm wet. </font>




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2004-04-25, 2:14 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."</font>


...

*giggle*

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2004-04-25, 4:59 PM #14
that poor car. they need to wash it real good now [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-26, 2:15 PM #15
Uhh... Ungh, oh god, that's just...

WRONG!! Uggh...

*pukes on Crimson*

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