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My girlfriend is going to be pissed.
2005-02-21, 10:43 PM #1
Let's assume I know a guy from school. Let's call him Joe Johnson. Let's say your girlfriend is named Liz Johnson. Let's say she's got a little brother who's in 6th grade named Joe. Let's also say she's got overbaring parents that Liz is trying to avoid me having to ever come in contact with (They're religous freaks, and wouldn't approve of our relationship at all. They just know I help her with herhomework.)

Well, I want you all to figure out the 4 lines in a row where I realize it's not the guy from school.

Quote:
Session Start (Brandon:Joe): Sat Feb 19 23:07:03 2005
Joe: Hi Brandon
Brandon: Hello
Joe: wass up
Brandon: Nothing. Who is this?
Joe: Joe
Brandon: Joe..
Joe: johnson
Brandon: What a generic yet trendy name you have joe
Joe: thx i guess
Brandon: In fact, you're probably one of a billion.
Joe: :-(
Brandon: "Joe Johnson"
Brandon: Yeah, you should be sad.
Joe: ya
Brandon: There's probably enough of you to have a hate-group devoted to you.
Joe: i dont get it
Joe: ok
Brandon: You wouldn't.
Joe: i kinda do kno with myh sis behind me laughing
Brandon: You need to stop guessing.
Brandon: And be sure of yourself.
Joe: wat?
Brandon: Do you know who hitler is?
Brandon: You know how he killed jews?
Brandon: Not that I condone the killing of a group of people
Brandon: But your name, there's enough people with that name to probably have a whole regime of stormtroopers out to kill them.
Joe: stop using big word
Joe: s
Brandon: Stop being a dumbass.
Brandon: Learn big words.
Brandon: Dictionary dot com
Joe: o swearing
Joe: its hard
Brandon: ...
Brandon: Where are you?
Joe: Hawaii
Brandon: No, skip that part, what are you wearing?
Joe: shorts and a jacket
Brandon: Sexy.
Brandon: Take them off.
Joe: Liz is mad at u
Brandon: That's ok, this is hilarious.
Joe: ur in trouble for swearing
Brandon: How old ARE you, Joe Johnson?
Joe: no
Joe: disclosed thing to say
Joe: i kno that word
Brandon: Dude, I've met you before!
Joe: really?
Brandon: And you won't tell me how old you are?
Brandon: Yeah, weren't you in theatre camp?
Joe: u pervert/stocker
Brandon: Stalker, not stocker.
Joe: so
Brandon: Dude, I have seriously met you though, before
Brandon: Remember the crippled kid in a wheelchair at theatre camp?
Joe: really
Joe: ya
Brandon: That's me!
Brandon: :-P
Joe: he is so dumb and stupid
Joe: o
Brandon: he is.
Joe: ur hijm
Brandon: *cries*
Brandon: You're a bully.
Joe: good
Joe: my mom says i cant talk to u
Brandon: That's too bad
Joe: and mad at ur mom
Joe: for something somewhere
Brandon: Say that again, I didn't quite understand
Joe: good
Joe: now u kno how i feel
Brandon: Yes, I talk in big words that confuse you
Joe: go to bed shrip kid
*** "Joe" signed off at Tue Feb 22 00:15:22 2005.
Brandon: And you talk in little to no words that confuse me.


Now I look like a Pedophile, a Stalker, and Liz is probably going to get yelled at. She's going to be PISSED. And I have no way of fixing it, as they're in Hawaii for the week.

By the way, I didn't really think he was being serious at first. Not until I went back and read it does it actually seem like he was being serious, and that he was actually angry or whatever. I thought he'd get my jokes and laugh...

HELP.

JediKirby
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2005-02-21, 10:46 PM #2
I can only laugh, but still sympathize. I've done the same thing lol
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2005-02-21, 10:54 PM #3
sux
DO NOT WANT.
2005-02-21, 10:56 PM #4
WHEW! My Giflriend came online and told me she isn't angry at me, but liz is still going to get yelled at. AND her mother probably won't trust me at all.

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2005-02-21, 10:56 PM #5
Did you know there were 2 Joe Johnsons before this conversation?
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2005-02-21, 10:57 PM #6
goodz
DO NOT WANT.
2005-02-21, 10:59 PM #7
I only knew there was 'Brother' and 'Joe Johnson,' so no.
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2005-02-21, 11:11 PM #8
Join the club. :o (mostly some of the later posts)
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2005-02-21, 11:50 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Now I look like a Pedophile, a Stalker,


When you act like one, you should be prepared to look like one. Even if you're kidding.
2005-02-22, 12:38 AM #10
I had no intentions of looking like a pedophile. I had no clue it was a kid, and not an old drinking buddy.

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2005-02-22, 12:39 AM #11
How could you possibly stalk in a wheelchair? Unless maybe you had one of these. You could go to war in one of those.
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2005-02-22, 1:08 AM #12
Wow, you need to work on some people skills, dude.
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2005-02-22, 3:34 AM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Emon
How could you possibly stalk in a wheelchair? Unless maybe you had one of these. You could go to war in one of those.


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2005-02-22, 3:39 AM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Agent-Smith
Wow, you need to work on some people skills, dude.


It wasn't his fault. He thought it was his buddy, so he felt free to joke around. He had no idea her little brother had the same name.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2005-02-22, 10:02 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Emon
How could you possibly stalk in a wheelchair? Unless maybe you had one of these. You could go to war in one of those.


I had a stalker in a wheelchair. (He still may be stalking me, not sure...) It was scary, but at least I lived on the second floor with no elevators.
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2005-02-22, 10:16 AM #16
That's not fair. Your appartment should be fully accessible to handicapped stalkers.
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2005-02-22, 10:27 AM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by quesadilla_red
It was scary, but at least I lived on the second floor with no elevators.

Exactly my point. The iBot can go up and down stairs!
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-02-22, 10:27 AM #18
Perhaps if you weren't immediately so cynical and offensive to people, you might not make such bad impressions. And kIRBY citing dictionary.com, hee.
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2005-02-22, 10:51 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath
Perhaps if you weren't immediately so cynical and offensive to people, you might not make such bad impressions.


Exactly. It's no secret that you're one of the most cynical members of this forum. I realize that you thought it was someone else, but if and when you act like a jerk, it eventually will come back and bite you in the butt. I speak from experience... I think everyone has had experiences like this in fact. The best you can do is apologize, hopefully learn from the situation, and be glad that you werent in an even worse situation.
2005-02-22, 11:02 AM #20
Ahhh names are evil, I always nickname people with the same name. Eg. I have a girl called Ruth and a girl called Little Ruth in my year :p
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2005-02-22, 11:46 AM #21
Gotta say man, the way you conduct yourself is less than professional. You reap the product of your own actions and I have no sympathy for that.
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2005-02-22, 11:51 AM #22
This reminds me of the time when I had to take a piss real bad, so I hopped over this stone fence, whipped it out, and let it go. About halfway through relieving myself, I looked up at the front door of the house, which was enclosed by the fence, only to see a family of 5 (father, mother, and 3 small children) staring out at me and my wang. To make a long story short, it was rather embarassing, but a simple apology kept them from calling the police on me.
2005-02-22, 1:45 PM #23
poor kirb, but lucky at the same time... you should've gotten it at the mention of 'liz', unless this joe johnson also has a sister named liz that you thought it was
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2005-02-22, 8:46 PM #24
Well, believe it or not, Liz is a very common name, I thought he was talking about Liz Crosby, not Liz Johnson. It was 4:30 in the morning, too.

And I'd also like to adress those of you who think this was MY fault: None of you can say that you don't have personal relationships with your friends that you wouldn't share with your girlfriend's younger brother. I may be a cynical *******, but only with people I know understand I'm just joking. Not to mention, all of you know me online. In real life, I'm smiley and laughable when I make my 'cynical' jokes. It's all fun and games for me, and hardly ever serious. I just refuse to use smilies, as they look stupid.

I hold myself very professionally when the time calls for it. BSing with my friends is not a "Professional" time, so don't pin that on me.

JediKirby
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2005-02-22, 8:55 PM #25
Come on, you all know you fool around with your buddies! ;)
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2005-02-22, 9:01 PM #26
*blinks* Is this a different person than the person you made that website for with all the pictures? I thought that turned into a disaster. I'm confused.
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2005-02-22, 9:05 PM #27
Manda is just a friend. http://www.zentatsu.com/Amanda
Liz is the new girlfriend (About 2 weeks. We're already nice and comfortable with eachother to where it feels like it's been forever. A relationship that's bound to last for a while. We've never had a relationship last under 4 months between the 2 of us, and there's a real connection here)

Anyway, no, manda's thing went just fine.

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