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something for you to look forward to
2005-02-25, 8:51 AM #1
having your prostate checked.
awwwww man.
most of you guys have many years to wait but it's gonna happen.
2005-02-25, 8:54 AM #2
I think the old STD tests they used to do with the Q-Tip were probably worse.
2005-02-25, 8:56 AM #3
My dad had prostate cancer... so I have to get EXTRA checks

*sigh*
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2005-02-25, 8:57 AM #4
Where did that come from??!!!??
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2005-02-25, 9:15 AM #5
Obviously, he had his prostate checked.

What is involved, I don't think I really have any clue?

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2005-02-25, 10:28 AM #6
the doctor has to feel your prostate. the only way for him to do that is to stick his finger in your back door. :(
2005-02-25, 10:31 AM #7
*hugs Dave* That's got to suck. Feeling a bit pissed?

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2005-02-25, 10:32 AM #8
I assume that only male doctors are allowed to do prostate examinations. Seems logical.
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2005-02-25, 10:45 AM #9
Unless a hot nurse is available.
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2005-02-25, 10:50 AM #10
i'd prefer a woman doctor, smaller hands.
2005-02-25, 10:52 AM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Evad
the doctor has to feel your prostate. the only way for him to do that is to stick his finger in your back door. :(

It's supposed to be quite pleasurable...I mean, it is potentially. In the early 20th century someone patented and sold a "Prostate Gland Warmer" which was basically a heated dildo. I saw it on the History Channel.
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2005-02-25, 11:14 AM #12
Oh history channel. What would we do without you?

And I don't see why there aren't female prostate doctors. There are male gynacologists. (Butchered, woo!)
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2005-02-25, 11:16 AM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Emon
It's supposed to be quite pleasurable...I mean, it is potentially. In the early 20th century someone patented and sold a "Prostate Gland Warmer" which was basically a heated dildo. I saw it on the History Channel.


Well, if the doctor were to massage said prostrate... it's supposed to be like OMGSUPEROGRASM.
2005-02-25, 11:44 AM #14
heh.... i love evad's site. i dont love prostatal exams... at least what i've heard about em.
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2005-02-25, 12:44 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Well, if the doctor were to massage said prostrate... it's supposed to be like OMGSUPEROGRASM.


Sure touching the prostate makes omqsuperorgasm, but you don't need to go through the backdoor for it (Of course, that makes it feel much better then just jamming your fi-.. nevermind)

Anyways, I don't want to have an OMGSUPERORGASM when a male doctor touches it. No sir.
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2005-02-25, 12:47 PM #16
Road Trip?
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2005-02-25, 2:56 PM #17
Prostate exam? Sounds fu- er... ****ing sick!
2005-02-25, 3:34 PM #18
It's not the worst thing that could happen, as long as you don't clench
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2005-02-25, 3:40 PM #19
When I was in hospital waiting for an ultra sound (had stomach pains that they couldnt find a reason for) I was talking to a guy who had had a camera inserted along the pipe in his man part :D
He was still in a lot of pain :D
2005-02-25, 3:42 PM #20
I'm surprised they cant do a prostate exam with an x-ray or scan of some sort these days...
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2005-02-25, 3:51 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
I think the old STD tests they used to do with the Q-Tip were probably worse.

*cringe*


Dont remind me. :(
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2005-02-25, 3:52 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
I'm surprised they cant do a prostate exam with an x-ray or scan of some sort these days...


they probably have some high tech device that does the job but doctors are just sick perverts
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2005-02-25, 6:07 PM #23
I frequent fark.com, and the first thing I thought of was UFIA
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2005-02-25, 6:29 PM #24
I remember the test with the q-tip in the end of the penis. That totally sucked. IT was brief, but it stung like a *****. Honestly, you wouldn't want it done. Even briefly.
2005-02-25, 6:30 PM #25
I remember it like it was yesterday. :( Consider yourself lucky with the bum-finger, Dave.
2005-02-25, 6:43 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
I'm surprised they cant do a prostate exam with an x-ray or scan of some sort these days...


It's either a finger up or paying out.
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2005-02-25, 8:23 PM #27
Wouldn't you need an X-ray or something to check a prostate? Isn't it some sort of organ in your lower body?
2005-02-25, 8:25 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Wouldn't you need an X-ray or something to check a prostate? Isn't it some sort of organ in your lower body?

lol
you obviously dont need yours, sell it to science
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2005-02-25, 8:25 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Compos Mentis
lol
you obviously dont need yours, sell it to science


I'd rather lose a lung.
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2005-02-25, 8:28 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
I'd rather lose a lung.

as would I
</sarcasm>
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2005-02-25, 8:31 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
*cringe*


Dont remind me. :(


Where would YOU get an STD in the first place? *zing*
Think while it's still legal.
2005-02-25, 9:40 PM #32
You don't need to have an STD to get the test done. :rolleyes:
2005-02-26, 12:36 AM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
You don't need to have an STD to get the test done. :rolleyes:


That wasn't the point, silly.
2005-02-26, 5:30 AM #34
I don't really think we should continue to joke on GBK. Especially those of you who probably haven't talked to him outside of massassi.
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2005-02-26, 5:53 AM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Thrawn42689
That wasn't the point, silly.

Yeah but SAJN's joke was of poor taste. Everyone seems to enjoy bashing gbk for no reason at all.
2005-02-26, 7:53 AM #36
<3 gbk.
2005-02-26, 7:58 AM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Evad
<3 gbk.


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2005-02-26, 7:59 AM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
I frequent fark.com, and the first thing I thought of was UFIA


Hehe, yeah, but this is an IFIA ;)
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2005-02-26, 9:38 AM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
I assume that only male doctors are allowed to do prostate examinations. Seems logical.


Actually, a female doctor examined me. And she was really petite so her fingers were tiny too, I'm too lucky
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2005-02-26, 2:00 PM #40
Man, I thought my dentist work was bad. So far I had 2 root canals and crowns and 2 fillings. Only 13 more fillings left to do now and have my wisdom teeth pulled :P
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