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Hu?....
2005-02-26, 4:26 PM #1
Couldn't resist when I saw this, so I made some time to post it, enjoy:



Hu's On First?

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-02-26, 4:28 PM #2
That's great.
Stuff
2005-02-26, 4:41 PM #3
Hahahahaha.

That got me laughing aloud.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-02-26, 4:47 PM #4
Meh, kinda funny.
2005-02-26, 5:21 PM #5
Haha. That'd work great as a radio skit.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2005-02-26, 5:32 PM #6
That's... Interesting.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2005-02-26, 7:14 PM #7
Cracks me up.
Pissed Off?
2005-02-26, 7:54 PM #8
...Arafat's dead.

But otherwise funny.
2005-02-27, 1:49 AM #9
That was quite funny indeed.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-02-27, 4:46 AM #10
Hehe, not too shabby at all.
Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.
2005-02-27, 6:56 AM #11
That's great!
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-02-27, 7:23 AM #12
Nice, very nice.
D E A T H
2005-02-27, 10:55 AM #13
Not as good as "Who's on Second?", but it will do.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

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