World of Warcraft:
There's a new meaning to pathetic methinks.
I went to that satyr place to get the horns and get warsong oil. I found a 31 mage doing the same quests so I asked him to group. Together we were killing off these corrupted (More so than they already are) night elves, and along comes a 33 paladin. I'm still stealthed in cat, and he dosen't see me. He goes straight for the mage hoping for an easy gank (We were in the middle of fighting a mob). mage finishes off the mob and takes on the pally with half health. I sneak up behind and shred him, knocking off a good portion of his health. Finishing him off with a nice combination of frost nova and Tiger's Fury. Spiffy.
We continue our questing, when I see the paladin running down the hill again. This time he came straight for me. I rooted him and called the mage over. I spammed wrath and moonfire while the mage spamed arcane missiles. I didn't even have to shift to cat for this one.
Third time, he thought he was devious by respawning behind an overgrown tree root. I saw his corpse turn into a skellie and looked around. Saw his name poping up over a large wooden growth. Apparently he was healing. So I decided to stealth in cat and the mage blinked behind a tree. Mage looked around for a bit, then I appeared behind him and shred/claw his health down. Mage continued to pelt with arcane missiles and fireball.
Ok, so we're questing about and get a 25 druid to party with us. All is fine. Guess who shows up to dinner? The same 33 pally with 2 guild mates. A 24 hunter and a 22 priest. Let's look at the situation
25 Druid | 33 Paladin
31 mage | 24 hunter
27 druid | 22 Priest
Fun. The punks caught us off guard when fighting a few mobs. I warstomped the hunter and 2 mobs, mage finished mobs with arcane explosion. I turned to cat and sprinted out of the area, mage blinked away. Druid took a huge chunk out of the priest but fell. We were now outside the gates of the Satyr area. I healed the mage and rejuved myself. Hunter came out. I hibernated the pet, wrathed the hunter for a bit. For some reason the pally wasn't outside yet. The Priest apparently thought we couldn't see him with Fade. Huh. That was a pretty fast death for a priest I must say. Anyways, roots wore off the hunter, who put Aspect of the Cheetah on and started running, only to get whacked in the head by a fireball and decided to feign death (Had half health before getting hit, so I knew it was a feign.). The Pally FINALLY came out, and we took him out accordingly. Mage blinked behind a hill and I stealthed. Hunter got up and got raped.
I ressed the 25 druid and he told me why the pally wasn't in the fight for the most part. "He was dancing on my corpse and spitting at the ground for a good 2 minutes." We then went on our marry way questing.
The stupidity of the Alliance never ceases to amaze me.
There's a new meaning to pathetic methinks.
I went to that satyr place to get the horns and get warsong oil. I found a 31 mage doing the same quests so I asked him to group. Together we were killing off these corrupted (More so than they already are) night elves, and along comes a 33 paladin. I'm still stealthed in cat, and he dosen't see me. He goes straight for the mage hoping for an easy gank (We were in the middle of fighting a mob). mage finishes off the mob and takes on the pally with half health. I sneak up behind and shred him, knocking off a good portion of his health. Finishing him off with a nice combination of frost nova and Tiger's Fury. Spiffy.
We continue our questing, when I see the paladin running down the hill again. This time he came straight for me. I rooted him and called the mage over. I spammed wrath and moonfire while the mage spamed arcane missiles. I didn't even have to shift to cat for this one.
Third time, he thought he was devious by respawning behind an overgrown tree root. I saw his corpse turn into a skellie and looked around. Saw his name poping up over a large wooden growth. Apparently he was healing. So I decided to stealth in cat and the mage blinked behind a tree. Mage looked around for a bit, then I appeared behind him and shred/claw his health down. Mage continued to pelt with arcane missiles and fireball.
Ok, so we're questing about and get a 25 druid to party with us. All is fine. Guess who shows up to dinner? The same 33 pally with 2 guild mates. A 24 hunter and a 22 priest. Let's look at the situation
25 Druid | 33 Paladin
31 mage | 24 hunter
27 druid | 22 Priest
Fun. The punks caught us off guard when fighting a few mobs. I warstomped the hunter and 2 mobs, mage finished mobs with arcane explosion. I turned to cat and sprinted out of the area, mage blinked away. Druid took a huge chunk out of the priest but fell. We were now outside the gates of the Satyr area. I healed the mage and rejuved myself. Hunter came out. I hibernated the pet, wrathed the hunter for a bit. For some reason the pally wasn't outside yet. The Priest apparently thought we couldn't see him with Fade. Huh. That was a pretty fast death for a priest I must say. Anyways, roots wore off the hunter, who put Aspect of the Cheetah on and started running, only to get whacked in the head by a fireball and decided to feign death (Had half health before getting hit, so I knew it was a feign.). The Pally FINALLY came out, and we took him out accordingly. Mage blinked behind a hill and I stealthed. Hunter got up and got raped.
I ressed the 25 druid and he told me why the pally wasn't in the fight for the most part. "He was dancing on my corpse and spitting at the ground for a good 2 minutes." We then went on our marry way questing.
The stupidity of the Alliance never ceases to amaze me.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"
"N-No it's not!"
"Oh."
"N-No it's not!"
"Oh."