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Henry's Film Corner
2005-02-27, 7:19 PM #1
I just turned on my TV and this show came on immediately cause when I shut the TV off, it was on IFC.

Well, the guy is talking about the movie Cellular and discusses how this is the perfect movie for Valentine's because it is so God awful, that the probing fingers and hands and lips would be a welcome addition to get away from the movie. He said he highly reccommends it because it will get you laid 40-50 minutes faster than a good movie.

Then he read a letter from a 14 year old girl and she was swearing a storm up saying how she wants to rate movies like him when she grows up.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-02-27, 8:25 PM #2
I wholeheartedly approve the corruption of our youth for such a noble cause as film criticism. :D
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