Slaw didn't tell you about his PARTY BUS = MAXIMUM OWNAGE!
Junior Prom:
![http://www.sestus.net/images/prom1.jpg [http://www.sestus.net/images/prom1.jpg]](http://www.sestus.net/images/prom1.jpg)
I'm on the right.
![http://www.sestus.net/images/date.jpg [http://www.sestus.net/images/date.jpg]](http://www.sestus.net/images/date.jpg)
And that was my date.
She had been spiteful and b****y all night long and in the midst of dinner, I was served before her, so I made a point of digging right in. My friend's gf said "How impolite! Shouldn't you wait for your date to be served?"
I looked over, fork in hand, and replied, "If she were acting like a lady, I would treat her like one."
Needless to say, she quieted up for the rest of the evening.
As for this year, I have several girls to choose from, and I hate choosing.
