http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html

All your plausable and implausable and even non-sensacle methods listed. He has had a lot of people e-mail him with methods.

My method: Have the whole human populace race up to the north pole, then down to the south pole. Then back up...and down. Eventually (and if everyone moves fast enough) you can cause great mass displacements and shearing forces that you would tear away the Earth. It's similar to capsizing a boat. Have the crew run to port and starbord sides quickly and soon enough can you can capsize the boat.

What's your method?

I want the whole of Earth's population to all move to one side of the planet and then jump simultaneously, thereby maybe pushing the planet out of orbit.

I was just thinking about something like that this weekend

on a related note, I wouldnt mind if the population of the earth was far away from me... they suck at driving.

I'm clever!

hahahha

I say we nuke China and France.

And the Aussies.

I don't want to destroy the Earth. I want to control it. [Insert Homer's "Just try and stop us!" shirt here]

EDIT: Never mind, it's down there closer to the bottom

An almost related thread....

No, forget Earth, destroy the whole UNIVERSE!! This is what you do .... build a time machine.... go back in time to your moment of conception.... jump on your parents bed and say, "Hey! It's me! I'm your kid from the future!" They'd immediately remember to wear protection, causing you to cease to exsist... making it impossible for you to build a time machine and interrupt your conception... thus causing an infinate loop in the space-time continuum, and as a result, the "end" of the linear universe... as time will cease to advance any further past the point you traveled back in time.

I would post my method for destroying the Earth, but that might prompt one of you to try to stop my plan that is already in progress!

Oops, I should have said they should try to stop me!

Oops, I also shouldnt have said I have a plan.

AAKK, I definitely shouldnt have said its already in progress.

Ignore this post!

That page makes no mention of "The most powerful force of destruction in the two universes" - The Lexx.

That page sucks.

Lies. They quoted Pratchett, Naylor and Adams. They rawk.

i heard somewhere you can rip the earth apart by setting off thousands and thousands of nukes along the plate lines.

I remember doing the math on that once; it turns out that the displacement would be in the nanometers.... also, when everyone came back down, it would negate whatever motion you may have caused.

If you get them to do it rhythmically, and regularly, you could throw it off course.

Resonance is your friend.

Foolish DJ Yoshi, how do you ever expect to get almost 6-7 billion people to cooperate on that scale? Honestly...

Drugs.

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Pfft, most Massassians admit to using drugs and they still can't get along. :p

I'd just blow it up with the Lexx.

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